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Bottles of Beer

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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    44 bottles of beer on the wall, 44 bottles of beer. Take one down, chug it down, drop one and then it smashes around. so 57 empties are on the ground, thats 42 bottles of beer on the wall
  • JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
    42 bottles of beer on the wall, 42 bottles of beer. Take one down, chug it down, give one to that cunt Kermit toooooooooooo.Thats 41 bottles of beer on the wall and I'll leave the next verse all to youuuuuuuuuuuuu etc
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    41 bottle of beers on the wall, 41 bottles of beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer
    take one down, chug it down... thhhhaaaaaaats.....

    (wait for it..)

    40 bottles of beer on the wall!!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    40 bottles of beer on the wall, 40 bottles of beer. Take one down, chug it down. 39 bottles of beer on the wall...
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    39 bottles of piss on the wall
    39 bottles of piss
    Take one down
    Throw it around
    38 bottles of piss on the wall
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    38 bottles of beer on the wall, 38 bottles of beer. Take one down, chug it down. 37 bottles of beer on the wall...
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    37 bottles of beer on the wall, 37 bottles of beer. Take one down, chug it down. 36 bottles of beer on the wall...
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    36 bottles of beer on the wall, 36 bottles of beer. Take one down, chug it down. 35 bottles of beer on the wall...
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    35 bottles of beer on the wall, 35 bottles of beer. Take one down, chug it down. 34 bottles of beer on the wall...
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    34 bottles of beer on the wall, 34 bottles of beer. Take one down, chug it down. 33 bottles of beer on the wall...
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    33 bottles of beer on the wall, 33 bottles of beer. Take one down, chug it down. 32 bottles of beer on the wall...
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    32 bottles of beer on the wall, 32 bottles of beer. Take one down, chug it down. 31 bottles of beer on the wall...
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    31 bottles of beer on the wall, 31 bottles of beer. Take one down, chug it down. 30 bottles of beer on the wall...
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    30 bottles of beer on the wall, 30 bottles of beer. Take one down, chug it down. 29 bottles of beer on the wall...
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    29 bottles of beer on the wall, 29 bottles of beer. Take one down, chug it down. 28 bottles of beer on the wall...
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    28 bottles of beer on the wall, 28 bottles of beer. Take one down, chug it down. 27 bottles of beer on the wall...
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Getting there...

    27 bottles of beer on the wall, 27 bottles of beer. Take one down, chug it down. 26 bottles of beer on the wall...
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    26 bottles of beer on the wall, 26 bottles of beer. Take one down, chug it down. 25 bottles of beer on the wall...
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    26 bottles of beer on the wall, 26 bottles of beer. Take one down, chug it down. 25 bottles of beer on the wall...

    [person drinking these bottles of beer would be dead by now? and slurring (at least)]
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    25 bottles of beer on the wall, 25 bottles of beer. Take one down, chug it down. 24 bottles of beer on the wall...
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    24 bottles of beer on the wall, 24 bottles of beer. Take one down, chug it down. 23 bottles of beer on the wall...
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    23 bottles of beer on the wall, 23 bottles of beer. Take one down, chug it down. 22 bottles of beer on the wall...
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    22 bottles of beer on the wall, 22 bottles of beer. Take one down, chug it down. 21 bottles of beer on the wall...
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    21 bottles of beer on the wall, 21 bottles of beer. Take one down, chug it down. 20bottles of beer on the wall...
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    20 bottles of beer on the wall, 20 bottles of beer. Take one down, chug it down. 19 bottles of beer on the wall...
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    19 bottles of beer on the wall, 19 bottles of beer. Take one down, chug it down. 18 bottles of beer on the wall...
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    18 bottles of beer on the wall, 18 bottles of beer. Take one down, chug it down. 17 bottles of beer on the wall...
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    17 bottles of beer on the wall, 17 bottles of beer. Take one down, chug it down. 16 bottles of beer on the wall...
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    16 bottles of beer on the wall, 16 bottles of beer. Take one down, chug it down. 15 bottles of beer on the wall...
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    15 bottles of beer on the wall, 15 bottles of beer. Take one down, chug it down. 14 bottles of beer on the wall...
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