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  • SkiveSkive Posts: 15,282 Skive's The Limit
    Skive wrote:
    What do you think it says about you when you call your girlfriend simple?

    ?
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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Autosmash wrote:
    katralla wrote:
    Answer your own que first TWUNT head! AH yes that's right- you play in a band :lol:[/QUOTE

    Yes, as I am in uni all week, playing in a band is good enough money for me for now!

    :razz:
    i think you need to loose the "hoff" facial hair tbh.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Autosmash wrote:
    honorary guru?

    So whats your actual job, other than whining to an 18 year old over a forum?
    ok you asked ...
    i was a carear criminal for many years ...never had a job till recently.
    never had time for one or the need.
    i now own a respectable business with a turnover of around three million quid a year and rising.
    but ...i've been at it a year and have decided it aint for me so am selling my stake and retiring ...again.
    why?
    cos having to deal with suits from the banks ...that i used to rob ...and councilors and mp's and assorted arsehole business men ...realy pisses on my otherwise bright and sunny fun filled life.
    right now ...i'm stuck at home with a seriously bad back and will be for weeks.
    i have taken more or less every illegal drug going on a regular basis but got fed up with them so stopped in 1986.
    i still drink and smoke weed.
    i've smoked weed for 37 years and have no intention of stopping.
    fit healthy and happy.
    i have been approached a number of times by various people to write a book about it all.
    i have tried ...i have even got two chapters under my belt but ...i'm not very good at it. it's a lot harder than i ever immagined.
    maybe one day.
    and i have shit loads of money.
    i'm a big ugly bald bastard who cares about and for many people.
    theres my life story for you in a nutshell.
    happy now?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ok you asked ...
    i was a carear criminal for many years ...never had a job till recently.
    never had time for one or the need.
    i now own a respectable business with a turnover of around three million quid a year and rising.
    but ...i've been at it a year and have decided it aint for me so am selling my stake and retiring ...again.
    why?
    cos having to deal with suits from the banks ...that i used to rob ...and councilors and mp's and assorted arsehole business men ...realy pisses on my otherwise bright and sunny fun filled life.
    right now ...i'm stuck at home with a seriously bad back and will be for weeks.
    i have taken more or less every illegal drug going on a regular basis but got fed up with them so stopped in 1986.
    i still drink and smoke weed.
    i've smoked weed for 37 years and have no intention of stopping.
    fit healthy and happy.
    i have been approached a number of times by various people to write a book about it all.
    i have tried ...i have even got two chapters under my belt but ...i'm not very good at it. it's a lot harder than i ever immagined.
    maybe one day.
    and i have shit loads of money.
    i'm a big ugly bald bastard who cares about and for many people.
    theres my life story for you in a nutshell.
    happy now?

    not really, lol!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Autosmash wrote:
    katralla wrote:
    Answer your own que first TWUNT head! AH yes that's right- you play in a band :lol:[/QUOTE

    Yes, as I am in uni all week, playing in a band is good enough money for me for now!

    :razz:

    aw, good for you. I'm sure it would be even better for you if your girlfriend liked spending more time with you more than having a good time with her friends... :lol:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I am. Rolly you could employ someone to help you write it...Victoria Beckham stylee ;)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ok you asked ...


    If you're still kicking around when I win my pulitzer, I'll write it for you :razz:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Autosmash wrote:
    not really, lol!
    lol ...do you say that out loud?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    katralla wrote:
    aw, good for you. I'm sure it would be even better for you if your girlfriend liked spending more time with you more than having a good time with her friends... :lol:

    We live in the same street, I'm not surprised she gets sick of me!
  • SkiveSkive Posts: 15,282 Skive's The Limit
    Autosmash wrote:
    not really, lol!

    I don't know who you're laughing at mate. Since you started the thread the jokes been on you!

    I'd give up and fuck off if was you.
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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Infinite wrote:
    If you're still kicking around when I win my pulitzer, I'll write it for you :razz:
    Maybe that's how you'll win it :yes:
  • SkiveSkive Posts: 15,282 Skive's The Limit
    Autosmash wrote:
    We live in the same street, I'm not surprised she gets sick of me!

    What do you think it says of you when you call your girlfriend simple?
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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Skive wrote:
    I don't know who you're laughing at mate. Since you started the thread the jokes been on you!

    I'd give up and fuck off if was you.

    I'd rather take advise from someone who isn't a fuck up thanks.
  • SkiveSkive Posts: 15,282 Skive's The Limit
    Autosmash wrote:
    I'd rather take advise from someone who isn't a fuck up thanks.

    You give the impression you know me? How exactly am I a fuck up?
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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Autosmash wrote:
    I'd rather take advise from someone who isn't a fuck up thanks.
    Your definition of fuck up is?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I am. Rolly you could employ someone to help you write it...Victoria Beckham stylee ;)
    thats been attempted as well ...without sucsess.
    the difficult bits are what to leave out what to put in ...getting in some kind of order that makes sense.
    now i'm retiring again ...maybe ...just maybe.
    thing is ...i don't have any desire to write it as my life story ...more my point of view and many other peoples stories come into as well if you get what i mean.
    maybe one day.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Autosmash wrote:
    I'd rather take advise from someone who isn't a fuck up thanks.
    i would love to see you talk to skive face to face ...
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Autosmash wrote:
    I'd rather take advise from someone who isn't a fuck up thanks.
    youve got a thick skin,i'll give ye that...unfortunately it seems to be the same story in the head.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Autosmash wrote:
    We live in the same street, I'm not surprised she gets sick of me!

    Dumb! If that were are valid arguement, married couples/ couples who live in the same house would get sick of each other.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    thats been attempted as well ...without sucsess.
    the difficult bits are what to leave out what to put in ...getting in some kind of order that makes sense.
    now i'm retiring again ...maybe ...just maybe.
    thing is ...i don't have any desire to write it as my life story ...more my point of view and many other peoples stories come into as well if you get what i mean.
    maybe one day.
    Yeah I know what you mean. I'd definitely read it even if it was an incoherent mess...
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Skive wrote:
    You give the impression you know me? How exactly am I a fuck up?

    A 24 year old in a solid telecom career, of whom listens to 'Jungle' and recriationally uses drugs, and looks like the 15 year olds that hang around on BMX's at the local shop. :P
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Autosmash wrote:
    A 24 year old in a solid telecom carrer, of whom listens to 'Jungle' and recriationally uses drugs, and looks like the 15 year olds that hang around on BMX's at the local shop. :P
    hang ona min,this is a wind up.....surely
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    katralla wrote:
    Dumb! If that were are valid arguement, married couples/ couples who live in the same house would get sick of each other.

    Thats where divorce comes in. Plus, when you're 16-18, it's hard having to see your other half everyday. Coming home from a looooong ass day at uni, only to find her in your house on your bed because she has a key. I love seeing her, and she does often improve my mood, but sometimes, when you need that time to yourself and you cant get it, despite talking about it.....just seems difficult :(
  • SkiveSkive Posts: 15,282 Skive's The Limit
    Autosmash wrote:
    A 24 year old in a solid telecom carrer, of whom listens to 'Jungle' and recriationally uses drugs, and looks like the 15 year olds that hang around on BMX's at the local shop. :P

    Yes I've an engineering career in telecoms. Been working for NEC for a few years and I'm soon to have my own cabling business. I earn decent living. I'm successful in work and with girls - oh and I use drugs.

    I'm happy, which is more than what you seem to be you whinging litlte cunt.

    What does it say about you when you call your own girlfriend simple?
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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i would love to see you talk to skive face to face ...

    Same, he'd get another black eye to make his ugly mug symmetrical.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Autosmash wrote:
    A 24 year old in a solid telecom career, of whom listens to 'Jungle' and recriationally uses drugs, and looks like the 15 year olds that hang around on BMX's at the local shop. :P


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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Skive wrote:
    Yes I've an engineering career in telecoms. Been working for NEC for a few years and I'm soon to have my own cabling business. I earn decent living. I'm successful in work and with girls - oh and I use drugs.

    I'm happy, which is more than what you seem to be you whinging litlte cunt.

    What does it say about you when you call your own girlfriend simple?

    nothing wrong with being a bit simple?
  • SkiveSkive Posts: 15,282 Skive's The Limit
    Autosmash wrote:
    Same, he'd get another black eye to make his ugly mug symmetrical.

    Oh dear, physical threats across the internet - how depserately sad.
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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Skive wrote:
    Oh dear, physical threats across the internet - how depserately sad.

    in what ways?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Autosmash wrote:
    nothing wrong with being a bit simple?
    obviously not.. :rolleyes:
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