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The Hoff Facts and Pics Game!!

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On valentines day the Hoff sent a card to every single woman in the World, as a result most men around the World are now single!


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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    98% of human and animal hair and fur originates from the Hoffs chest. The missing 2% is believed to come from his fro.

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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    The three little pigs are more afraid of the Hoff, cause he'll "Hoff and Poff and he'll blow there brick house down.

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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    bloody hell this is random
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    bloody hell this is random

    what else to expect in here really... :p
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Sometimes the hoff will have a regular Coke, other times he will have a diet.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    A little known fact, this. David Hasselhoff invented Hoffscotch when he was at Boarding School in Edinburgh.

    At break time, he'd challenge any kid who thought they could 'out-cool' him to a game that looked so ridiculous that nobody except the Hoff could still look chill whilst playing.
    He never lost.
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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    what else to expect in here really... :p

    well saying that most of the threads on here are lol
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    well saying that most of the threads on here are lol

    Yep an other name for that board could have been "Random Shit" :)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Hoff Solo (29 BBY—) was a cocky Corellian with a wry wit, a reckless disposition, and technological savvy, who began his career as a smuggler circa 10 BBY.
    He went through several employers, had a short military career, met and befriended Chewbacca, and upset enough sentients to have several bounties placed on his head before becoming swept up into the Galactic Civil War against his own wishes.
    Never intending to stay, Hoff left the Rebel Alliance after receiving pay for the rescue of Princess Leia Organa, but returned soon afterward to play a part in the Battle of Yavin. Hoff later became a general in the Alliance, leading a Rebel strike team in the Battle of Endor, and eventually married Leia Organa, who became the mother of his three children, Jaina, Jacen and Anakin.

    David Hasselhoff wrote his first autobiography called 'Star Wars' in 1976. It has since been turned into a series of movies using the pen-name of George Luchoff.

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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    The saying 'Rome was'nt built in a day' is infact untrue. The Hoff did it whilst on a lunchbreak during the filming of a Baywatch episode

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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    David Hasselhoff's portrait of urban hospitals in the early seventies is scathing, cruel, over-the-top - and beautifully accurate. While Hoffie took this theme of urban decay to its limit in the masterpiece KITT, a few years later, The Hoffpital is a worthy precursor of the greatness to come.

    Great car chases and kissing with a little bit of mild petting - nothing your gran would mind.



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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    The hoff is gay and he's not a legend or a person to be admired or parodied. No pic needed.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    turlough wrote:
    The hoff is gay and he's not a legend or a person to be admired or parodied. No pic needed.

    I think the last picture show and even said he is gay and all of them make fun of him... Don't see where you get the admiration from...
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    when a tree falls in the woods, hoff hears it
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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    David Hoffbourne was completely charming as he received his induction to the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame on Tuesday.
    The induction clearly meant a lot to Hoffsbourne, known to a new generation as a reality TV star in KITT, and his mates in Black Sabbhoff. The makers of riff-heavy rockers "Iron Man" and "War Pigs" had waited 10 years for their entrance, and during that time an angry Hoffbourne asked that Sabbhoff no longer be considered.

    The Hoff explained that was a defense mechanism: He didn't want to keep getting hurt when Sabbhoff didn't make the cut.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    PMSL :lol:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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    Filmed in 1990, 'The Incredible Hoff' features our hero as an average Joe who turns greenand huge whenever he's angry. The idea first came to David when he was 3 years old and he gave it to Marvel Comics as a gift.
    After a couple of similar films/series/cartoons, the Hoffmeister decided it was time to bring his genius to the role.

    The most fundamental difference between his and other renditions is that he plays both characters....because he can.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    The Hoff knows how to divide by zero, but he does not tell the leading mathematicians, because he thinks that would be cheating.

    The Hoffs tears can cure cancer. Unfortunately the Hoff never cries.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Want to make The Hoff look smooth ? well now you can with the Wax Hoff game, simply click on the image off the Hoffmeister, and you can make that chest as smooth as a babies butt.

    Go on you Wax the Hoff

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