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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    can't b arsed- take your word for it. In theory though, cooked poultry is safe, but if you forget to turn your cooker on- it's not! lol
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    lipsy wrote:
    where will worrying get ya?

    locked in my house wit h a bottle of tia maria and some tisues! ;)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    lipsy wrote:
    where will worrying get ya?
    not far probably ...but never undeestimate the power of worrying ...it can be a way of preparing for the worst.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I couldn't give two fucks about bird flu or terrorism.

    Sure if I lived in London I might give more of a fuck about any percieved terrorism threat, and if I was a bird I'd care about bird flu.
  • Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Stalin's Organist Posts: 13,327
    SHIT!

    Bird flu...!

    Well. Let's do a quick check.
    Boards for windows? Check.
    Armoured Assault Vehicle for getting supplies? Check.
    AK-47 with several spare mags and tons of ammo crates? Check.
    Grenades? Check.
    M-60 mounted on roof? Check.
    Search Lights? Check.
    Electric Fence? Check.
    Tinned Food and Bottled Water? Check.
    Ciggies? Check.
    Power Plant for my house? ...

    Fuck.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I killed a bird yesterday :(
  • Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Stalin's Organist Posts: 13,327
    LacyMay wrote:
    I killed a bird yesterday :(
    With...?
    Air Rifle? Shotgun? Car?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Teh_Gerbil wrote:
    With...?
    Air Rifle? Shotgun? Car?

    Car.

    It was great.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    LacyMay wrote:
    Car.

    It was great.

    Yeah, it makes a cool "plink" sound.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Yeah, it makes a cool "plink" sound.

    Yes. Good thing the sunroof wasn't open :chin:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    That depends on how big the bird is!
  • Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Stalin's Organist Posts: 13,327
    Worst one is getting rabbit blood up the side of the car. Nasty stains.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I was stand by the side of the road once, and there was a dead bird in the road (and it was plump). Then a lorry came down the road and got it under the wheel.

    It went everywhere, and made a superb squelchy sound.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    even road kill has its seasons.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Its a big scare anyway
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    birdflucartoon8ei.jpg
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :lol: :thumb:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    kills all birds :crazyeyes
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    But if you kill all the birds then the beasties take over, disrupts the whole chain of nature...
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
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