Home› General Chat
If you need urgent support, call 999 or go to your nearest A&E. To contact our Crisis Messenger (open 24/7) text THEMIX to 85258.
Options

What do you Sell on Ebay??

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
in General Chat
Am currently raking My Cupboard out for more to sell,
What Do you sell on ebay???
«1

Comments

  • Options
    Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Posts: 13,332 Born on Earth, Raised by The Mix
    My face.
  • Options
    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Enriched uranium fuel rods.
  • Options
    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Heroin.
  • Options
    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Babies.
  • Options
    Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Posts: 13,332 Born on Earth, Raised by The Mix
    Brave Dave wrote:
    Enriched uranium fuel rods.

    Hey, im in the market for some of them.

    I can trade anything you want in the Bodily parts market. And I have a few tanks out back.
  • Options
    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I seriously want to buy an Ambulance, But where would i get one of those from!
  • Options
    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I have a monopoly on surplus organ donations - wanna set up a business?
  • Options
    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    time machines. ive deffinately found a market niche there
  • Options
    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Teh_Gerbil wrote:
    Hey, im in the market for some of them.

    I can trade anything you want in the Bodily parts market. And I have a few tanks out back.
    Hey pal, you can bid like everyone else.

    Keep your body parts and your tanks. I only deal in raw hard cash. So far my rods are up to £6.40 (+£2.50 P+P) and there's still 2 days left!! :yippe:
  • Options
    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    porn
  • Options
    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Other people's identities.
  • Options
    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Racist jokes involving priests and mother-in laws. The only bidder I ever get is Bennrd-mnning@hotmail.com. Interesting feedback; "He's a fooking wanker but the gags go down a treat at me working men's club.




    Oh and the ability to bid on other people's auctions. Guillable fools = pot o' gold.
  • Options
    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Hot cakes.

    And BOY do they sell fast...
  • Options
    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    So far I've sold a dress, and a pair of spectacles...

    Ilora x
  • Options
    Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Posts: 13,332 Born on Earth, Raised by The Mix
    Brave Dave wrote:
    Hey pal, you can bid like everyone else.

    Keep your body parts and your tanks. I only deal in raw hard cash. So far my rods are up to £6.40 (+£2.50 P+P) and there's still 2 days left!! :yippe:

    Hmm... I might have another source. Although... if you can guarantree quality, I just sold a ton of Tanks to this little podgy North Korean chap... so I got a few quids.
  • Options
    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I think I know who you mean.

    I gave him a load of nukes for free the other month because I felt sorry for him. He seemed so vewy lownly :(
  • Options
    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    holliepop27 wrote:
    I seriously want to buy an Ambulance, But where would i get one of those from!

    Put in Ambulance on Ebay, under the Cars,Parts & Vehicles section and it comes up with them.
  • Options
    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    olaola wrote:
    time machines. ive deffinately found a market niche there
    Oooh what would happen if someone bought one, then went back in time and didnt buy one? :nervous:
  • Options
    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    LacyMay wrote:
    Put in Ambulance on Ebay, under the Cars,Parts & Vehicles section and it comes up with them.
    Better than that, search for Hearse. :D
  • Options
    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Mr_Wobble wrote:
    Better than that, search for Hearse. :D

    That was an er...interesting search!

    "Also has a good panasonic cd player installed with removerable cover." Who gives a fuck, they're dead like!
  • Options
    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    there's 2 fire engines for sale down my road..

    i've sold a few items of clothing. :)
  • Options
    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    LacyMay wrote:
    "Also has a good panasonic cd player installed with removerable cover." Who gives a fuck, they're dead like!
    Well I'm guessing that the comfort and entertainment features of a hearse aren't for the person in the coffin :chin: All they need is the horizontal space.
  • Options
    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Brave Dave wrote:
    Well I'm guessing that the comfort and entertainment features of a hearse aren't for the person in the coffin :chin: All they need is the horizontal space.

    Yeah but ain't listening to the radio or whatever a bit tacky, when theres a dead body in the back!
  • Options
    Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Posts: 13,332 Born on Earth, Raised by The Mix
    OMFG PEOPLE.

    OMFG. I just found... the FUCKING KGB CAR. Chaika.

    http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Classic-Russian-Limousine-Gaz-Chaika-M-13_W0QQitemZ4622887827QQcategoryZ2192QQtcZphotoQQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

    OMFG. I NEED MONEY.
  • Options
    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    LacyMay wrote:
    Yeah but ain't listening to the radio or whatever a bit tacky, when theres a dead body in the back!
    Nah. The corpse is dead. I don't think they care if you listen to music. Although obviously, if you're driving as part of a funeral procession you might want to let your Metallica CD wait a bit. But there's not bodies in the back of hearses 24/7. They have to be driven to places to pick up the dead bodies in the first place and THAT'S when you can crank up the bass and rock and roll.
  • Options
    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I just wana by an ambulance
  • Options
    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    holliepop27 wrote:
    What Do you sell on ebay???
    Nothing. :thumb:
  • Options
    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Jarvey Of Suburbia wrote:
    Nothing. :thumb:

    Same here... never buy from it either...
  • Options
    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I sold a boat.
  • Options
    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    nihilisticmadman wrote:
    Same here... never buy from it either...
    To right!!
Sign In or Register to comment.