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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Teh_Gerbil wrote:

    very cool :) I love that thing
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    Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Posts: 13,332 Born on Earth, Raised by The Mix
    Hello my pretties.

    Here I am in Krasnodar some 100k from the Black Sea.
    The women here are unbelievable. I shall send clandestine photo evidence a la Cook report when I can. The arts faculty is especially good. Based on my observations, the male to female ratio seems to be about 1:10.

    Ladas are very cheap. We rekon we can get a nice one for about 100 dollars. We're also investing 20 quid in a Mega Drive for our dorm room.

    Just a quick reply really for those people who actually care about me just to say that I'm ok and the diet of potatoes and vodka hasn't killed me yet. And Gerbil, Stolichnaya = :yuck: :yuck: :yuck: The best ones to get are Rusky Standart (Russian Standard) and Flagman which you can get in England but not everywhere. Plus the export Stoli is a lot nicer than the domestic stuff.

    Be cool my comrades. Russia is a phenomenally beautiful country and I'm having a cracking time. Internet access is sporadic so don't expect complex debates from me any time soon. Hope you are all well. I am.

    Much love,

    Joe

    Stoli is the best thing is Braintree. Send me some Russian stuff, eh? And a woman! :thumb: Glad to hear your enjoying it. I'll see if any Megadrive games still lurk in my house, I know my mum sold the MEgadrive without permission (grr!)
    Take it easy out there! And post pics of your Lada if you pick one up!
    Replicant wrote:
    very cool I love that thing
    Yeah, it is most cool!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Ladies are very cheap. We rekon we can get a nice one for about 100 dollar

    i swear thats what he said when i first read it
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    Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Posts: 13,332 Born on Earth, Raised by The Mix
    MrG wrote:
    i swear thats what he said when i first read it
    He edited it , I sawear!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Rich-E wrote:
    ДОбрый день Comrade Joe! Как поживаешь?!

    All sounds good mate, glad to hear you're enjoying yourself out there! Wrapped up in about 5 layers are you?

    Bring us back a bottle of Rusky Standart if you can :p

    Plus if you can smuggle a Kalashnikov, I think Gerbil would be forever grateful...

    Всего наилучшего!

    (I'd like to thank google for that help...)

    Yes sadly Google is wrong on a couple of bits.

    I assume the second bit was meant to be "how are you" which is как дела.
    No idea what the last bit is about. Всего хорошего means "all the best".

    We already have our most awesome Mega Drive up and running and I have already completed two of our 6 games for it (so lots of Russian learning going on then...). It is a most awesome device and my roommate, a crazy Sri Lankan landed gentry type (also from Bristol) went to church on Sunday and lit a candle in thanks for it. I thought it was most funny.

    Fortunatley there is no need for copious clothing as, due to the big electronic sign thingy outside the internet cafe, it is 18 degrees which I imagine is slightly higher than back in good old Blighty! Rumour has it that it gets up to 40 degrees in the summer as we are closer to Turkey than to Moscow.

    The women keep getting better. I have an undercover photo of the world's shortest skirt, taken on the tram yesterday. When I figure out how to post it, I shall. We have also seen many awesome Ladas with many hilarious occupants. Unfortunately, we are still to take a Lada taxi, of which there are several.

    Jarvey - Joe is my real name. Did you think I was actually christened Thunderstruck?

    No, I didn't edit it - otherwise it would say so. The ladies are a lot cheaper than $100.

    Take care all,

    Joe (Thunderstruck :banghead: )
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Jarvey - Joe is my real name. Did you think I was actually christened Thunderstruck?
    No, but it would have been good eh??

    Sound good out there :thumb: .
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    have a great time! :)
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    Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Posts: 13,332 Born on Earth, Raised by The Mix
    Sounds fun sofar then! Its freezing in blighty. Grr.

    Yeah, see if you can get some pictures up! That'd be ace.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Well sadly the weather didn't last and it's now snowing. Hoorah.

    Why did you think I'd be hairier Violette?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Well sadly the weather didn't last and it's now snowing. Hoorah.

    Why did you think I'd be hairier Violette?
    She probaly thought you were Zak Wylde. :yes: :D :chin:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    She probaly thought you were Zak Wylde. :yes: :D :chin:

    Oh that it were true.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    How's the Megadrive going?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    So if it's now snowing, is it bloody cold?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Another hello from the Black Sea.

    The sun is shining, I'm not hungover from last night's clubbing and everything seems to be going swimmingly.

    Last night, we had our first experience of a russian molodyozh (youth) club. It was most excellent. It was everything that a proper nightclub should be. Tables, booths, full food menu still in operation at 3am, proper Eastern block Electra music, pole dancers (considered wholesome family fun out here), huge 2 ft. shishas for 200 roubles (around 4 quid) filled with beautiful Georgian wine and lashings of hot ladies. I love this place so much.

    Not much else to report. Our search for a Lada continues, albeit slowly. Our Mega Drive is most awesome. Our game collection grows by the day but despite all this, my Russian is coming along at a blistering pace; not surprising since it couldn't really have got much worse when I arrived.

    Still haven't experienced the joys of a traditional Russian banya (look it up - you will be astounded) but that's another thing on the to-do list.

    Take care my tavarishi (comrades),

    Joe
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    THUNDERMASTRUCK!!

    You sound like you're having fun ;d. This is good.

    Loves to you :heart:.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I got on Russian TV!

    That's just about how cool I am that I got on two different channels yesterday. The reason apart from my inherent awesomeness? Well, we had a total (95%) solar eclipse yesterday at the university and I was up on the roof with all the TV cameras who naturally included me in copious shots. I shall try and get a copy of it to show my mum.

    Things continue to get awesomer (is that a word?). The temperature gets warmer (I haven't seen snow in 3 weeks). The mini skirts (or maxi-belts as they are known over here) continue to get shorter. I can't wait til the heat really gets up and summer clothes are fully adopted. Off to the beach next weekend to a place called Sochi which also has a bid in for the next winter olympics...

    Only 4 weeks til my holidays which I intend to spend frolicking around Moscow and possibly Petersburg (again). Mosow is generally considered one of the most decadent cities in the world - it has more casinos than any other capital city in the world and more billionaires than anywhere else in the world (42 at last count though Kurdukhovsky may soon not be on that list!).

    Owing to my star appearance on telly, I'm not a bit of a star round campus. Free English lessons to maxi-belt wearers!

    Be excellent to each other my comrades.

    Joe xxx
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    Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Posts: 13,332 Born on Earth, Raised by The Mix
    That's just about how cool I am that I got on two different channels yesterday.
    :O Upload it to rapidshare too or something! Ace!
    The mini skirts (or maxi-belts as they are known over here) continue to get shorter.
    Woot. I must moveot Russia.
    (42 at last count though Kurdukhovsky may soon not be on that list!).
    :lol: Here's hoping.
    Owing to my star appearance on telly, I'm not a bit of a star round campus. Free English lessons to maxi-belt wearers!
    :thumb: Quality.

    So Russia treats you well sofar? Goodo... keep us updated, and when you find a Lada... post pics. :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Moscow and all that

    My dearest comrades,

    A big hello to you all on Victory Day (May 9th). Today is the day that Russians celebrate victory over those naughty Germans in what the Russians call the Great Patriotic War (known to us as WWII). Sadly gone are the days where tanks and cruise missiles roll through Red Square but it was still pretty impressive. Sadly aswell, you needed a pass to get anywhere near Red Square but the TV coverage was good.

    The more astute of you may have guessed that I have made it to Moscow. The south wasn't that great but I do have to go back there tomorrow :(

    Moscow is the fucking balls.

    Driving round at night, passing brand new Porsches and Ferraris and looking at the city lit up, it looks like I imagined Gotham City to look like. This place throbs (nuclear power the most likely explanation.) I've done loads of the cultural stuff but I'm back here in June for some more partying which incidentally is fantastic. The most recent jaunt caused me to be wandering around the city at 7am on a sunday having just left a club looking for a metro station. I love this place.

    Yesterday I went to the circus. It was fantastic. The dancing Cossack and Jewish monkeys being particular highlights.

    Hope I've made you all sufficiently jealous.

    Much love,

    Joe xxx

    PS, some piccies taken by me.

    Just to prove how much like Gotham it is, I found Batman's grave
    Grave of my favourite writer ever, Nikolai Gogol
    The inimitable St. Basil's Cathedral
    The White Siberian Tiger at the Moscow Zoo
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Bastard! Sounds like you're having an amazing time out there! This Moscow is one of the places I'd want to go to when I have the money and the chance, although I'm sure money's not a big issue over there.

    My parents did the Moscow -> St. Petersburg trip on the railway, said it was fascinating and loved every minute.

    Yes, i'm Jealous.
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    Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Posts: 13,332 Born on Earth, Raised by The Mix
    Awesome. The Victory Day celebrations must have been ace. Did they have a parade and all, I think it was last year they did recreate some stuff for a parade? Got the veterans all out and stuff... and a few of them had a massive protest against Putin.
    http://www.mosnews.com/images/g/s98.shtml

    So the nightlife is good? Awesome. sounds ace over there, I have seen pictures at night of Moscow, and the University looks bloody amazing at night.

    And that Siberian Tiger looks super cute.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Hello there Thunderstruck,

    Glad to see you are having a good time :thumb:
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