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Geek jokes/chatup lines

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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Free your inner geek!

The classic...
There's only 10 types of people in the world; those who understand binary and those who don't.

My favorite...
If you were Xsquared I'd want to be (1/3)Xcubed; then I'd be the area under your curves! ;)

And one from Mr Hawings...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Have you been watching Beuaty and the Geek?? :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    you are so dense that light bends round you.

    or did i just miss the point? :blush:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I found two pictures on my computer.

    niceunderwear-2005.06.22-17.27.09.jpg

    noplacelike_mat.jpg
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    quarfly wrote:
    noplacelike_mat.jpg
    haha, that actually made me laugh out loud - i am such a geek :p
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    BunnieBunnie Posts: 6,099 Master Poster
    i dont get any of them... :(
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Bunny_0_ wrote:
    i dont get any of them... :(
    pats on head..there there :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Why cant horses learn coordinates?

    Because you cant put Descartes before the horse.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    TheShyBoyInTheCorner wrote:
    Why cant horses learn coordinates?

    Because you cant put Descartes before the horse.
    lol
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ok I guess I'll be the first to say it.... DORKS!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    your-babe wrote:
    me neither :blush:

    You must be blonde...there there it's not your fault.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    turlough wrote:
    You must be blonde...there there it's not your fault.
    or has a life, either one.
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    SkiveSkive Posts: 15,284 Skive's The Limit
    There was a young geek called Paul
    Who had a hexagonal ball
    The size of its mate
    Plus his p*nis
    Plus eight
    Was Pi times the root of fuck all
    Weekender Offender 
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Geekiest comic I have ever met:

    http://www.userfriendly.org/

    If you read the archives it's brilliant :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Skive wrote:
    There was a young geek called Paul
    Who had a hexagonal ball
    The size of its mate
    Plus his p*nis
    Plus eight
    Was Pi times the root of fuck all


    :lol: I like!

    AllAmerican... Four years of a science degree at uni does that to you :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    What sits on your shoulder going pieces of 7 pieces of 7 ?



    A parity error
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    icey wrote:
    haha, that actually made me laugh out loud - i am such a geek :p
    its a classic and I love it,

    I still love my geek love poem T shirt
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    melanie wrote:
    you are so dense that light bends round you.

    or did i just miss the point? :blush:
    O.K. Dense means either stupid or something that's hard to get though for example stone, so the joke is your so dense that light can't pass though you. :yes:

    Get it now??
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Jarvey Of Suburbia wrote:
    O.K. Dense means either stupid or something that's hard to get to for example stone, so the joke is your so dense that light can pass though you. :yes:

    Get it now??
    Your explanation is completely wrong.

    Density is mass per unit volume.

    Saying "you are so dense that light can pass through you" is nonsense as light passes through less dense substances more easily.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Randomgirl wrote:
    Your explanation is completely wrong.

    Density is mass per unit volume.

    Saying "you are so dense that light can pass through you" is nonsense as light passes through less dense substances more easily.
    Well you get the idea, I could tell you better than tpying it. :yes:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Randomgirl wrote:
    Your explanation is completely wrong.

    Density is mass per unit volume.

    Saying "you are so dense that light can pass through you" is nonsense as light passes through less dense substances more easily.
    Oh no!! I ment CAN'T PASS THOUGH YOU!! :banghead:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Roses are red,
    But if they look blue,
    They're moving quite fast,
    And coming t'wards you!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    melanie wrote:
    you are so dense that light bends round you.

    or did i just miss the point? :blush:

    Actually means your so dense you create your own graverty, which if high enough will bend light.

    Also I had thought Geeks were clever computer and science types and dorks were just stupid,

    Well Im obviously not down with my american slang
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    roses are #FF0000
    violets are #0000FF
    all my base
    are belong to you
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Hellfire wrote:
    roses are #FF0000
    violets are #0000FF
    all my base
    are belong to you

    thats what i was looking for

    though see if anyone can get this
    6B6E6F636B206B6E6F636B2C2077686F732074686572653F0D0A446F63746F72210D0A446F63746F722077686F2100
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts/

    There are some classics on there :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    MrG wrote:
    thats what i was looking for

    though see if anyone can get this
    :lol: ... :confused::D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    did you get it then?

    might take a super geek and some hex fiddling to figure
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    MrG wrote:
    did you get it then?

    might take a super geek and some hex fiddling to figure
    Errr... no.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    http://nickciske.com/tools/hex.php
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    BunnieBunnie Posts: 6,099 Master Poster
    icey wrote:
    pats on head..there there :p
    :rolleyes: :p
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