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My Mates Mum

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
I fantasise about having sex with my mates mum. Sometimes I think she knows I fancy her, but I'm not too sure. I would really love to find out. How should I deal with this, is it unusual?
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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    its not unusual.. i would deal with this by doing ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOTHING!This is your mates mum we are talking about, not some random bird you've met.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    M.i.l.f !
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i found out what a g.i.l.f was the other day... :nervous:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    gilf :lol:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    icey wrote:
    i found out what a g.i.l.f was the other day... :nervous:
    And how did you find that one out, icey?


    :naughty:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    staceys muuum has got it going onnn....la la la etc
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    your-babe wrote:
    What's a g.i.l.f?
    gran i'd like to fuck for a guess
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    its american pie all over again!!!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Randomgirl wrote:
    And how did you find that one out, icey?


    :naughty:
    Oh just a boring way really, my mates at college were on about it :lol:
    Gutted! :razz:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    rickramone wrote:
    I fantasise about having sex with my mates mum. Sometimes I think she knows I fancy her, but I'm not too sure. I would really love to find out. How should I deal with this, is it unusual?

    you said you fancied her? not her fancying you? do nothing
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    put love note under her pillow.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    yeah..videotape yourself having a wank over her underwear drawer then leave the tape in the laundry hamper, how can she resist that?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    actually, i know what you can do



    her
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    record yourself singing "mrs robbinson" and leave the cd in her car...
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    your-babe wrote:
    Ohhh... thnku. :sour: That's not a yum image though.

    Depends whether she's fit or not really!!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    You just need to ask yourself this question: if your mate's mum knew you wouldn't mind getting into the sack with her, how would she react?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    stargalaxy wrote:
    how would she react?

    Never mind her, how would your mate react. And if that doesn't bother you imagine how you would feel if he shagged your mum.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    how would his dad feel?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Never mind her, how would your mate react? And if that doesn't bother you imagine how you would feel if he shagged your mum.
    I have no idea either way. :(
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    rickramone wrote:
    I fantasise about having sex with my mates mum. Sometimes I think she knows I fancy her, but I'm not too sure. I would really love to find out. How should I deal with this, is it unusual?

    I really used to fancy my classmate's mum and she only live a few door from us, she looked like the blonde one from ABBA.

    But that was like 20 Years ago, now she's aged and aint so hot!!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Ifd you seriously think you have a shot of some fun then go for it. Though I'd wait for some sure fire signals first and the first move wouldn't be to take down her kinckers and go for it either.

    Though bear in mind, chances are it should only be fun. Not like you really ant a relationship is it? I mean the ramifications for that would be huge.

    You reckon you could handle being your mates Step Dad??
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    your-babe wrote:
    Ohhh... thnku. :sour: That's not a yum image though.

    depends, dun't it?

    On some estates a GILF would only be 30.

    As for the question, I'd say do nothing. Enjoy your little wank fantasy until a real girl is daft enough to fancy you.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    MrG wrote:
    how would his dad feel?
    His mum and dad are divorced. I just get the feeling sometimes thats shes flirting with me, at least thats how it seems to me from the way she says things. I'm going round there on Friday when I know my mate isn't there and see what happens. I'll just pretend I'm calling for him.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    id say you'll get what you deserved
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    katralla wrote:
    record yourself singing "mrs robbinson" and leave the cd in her car...

    You crack me up. :thumb:
  • BunnieBunnie Posts: 6,099 Master Poster
    briggi wrote:
    You crack me up. :thumb:
    seconded! :lol:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Ooooh keep us posted!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Zella wrote:
    Ooooh keep us posted!
    Let you know what happens after Friday. I think I'll know whether my fantasy is shared by her, I think it might be.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    rickramone wrote:
    fantasy

    :chin: should she be worried?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    A regular person should do absolutely nothing.

    However I'm not a regular person. I am the sexy bionic creation of both flesh and blood. I would do her in the bathroom :lol:
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