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BillieTheBotBillieTheBot Posts: 8,721 Bot
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We have KHSS and JsT hostage and we're not afraid to use them.

Any offers?
Beep boop. I'm a bot.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Kermit wrote:
    Any offers?
    Nowt sexual.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    you mean you didnt bring briggi home with you as well?

    :crying:
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    Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Posts: 16,688 Skive's The Limit
    To use them? Ok, here's a deal. You release KHSS and use JsT for whatever perverted thing you have in mind. ;):p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Zalbor wrote:
    To use them? Ok, here's a deal. You release KHSS and use JsT for whatever perverted thing you have in mind. ;):p

    mmmmmmmmMMMMMMFfffffffffffffMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1oneoneeleventwo
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Knee High Stripy Socks wrote:
    mmmmmmmmMMMMMMFfffffffffffffMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1oneoneeleventwo

    oooooh,




    but no briggi then? :impissed:
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    Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Posts: 16,688 Skive's The Limit
    Knee High Stripy Socks wrote:
    mmmmmmmmMMMMMMFfffffffffffffMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1oneoneeleventwo
    What?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Zalbor wrote:
    What?
    mmmmmmmmMMMMMMFfffffffffffffMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1oneoneeleventwo
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    *removes duct tape from mouth* seriously, please help me! No Ellie! Not more cups of tea!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Knee High Stripy Socks wrote:
    mmmmmmmmMMMMMMFfffffffffffffMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1oneoneeleventwo
    Exactly.

    I'll offer you a 2 pints of bitter and a turnip, Kermit.
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    Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Posts: 16,688 Skive's The Limit
    Knee High Stripy Socks wrote:
    mmmmmmmmMMMMMMFfffffffffffffMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1oneoneeleventwo
    Ah, gagged.

    Well, I did make an offer. No reason to compain, unless you want them to use you for the perverted purposes.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    A turnip? KHSS reckons she's worth at least a couple of carrots...
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    Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Posts: 16,688 Skive's The Limit
    Knee High Stripy Socks wrote:
    *removes duct tape from mouth* seriously, please help me! No Ellie! Not more cups of tea!
    Oh my God, what a torture! :(
    What about 5 drostors with 2 strepitons each? That a good offer?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Kermit wrote:
    A turnip? KHSS reckons she's worth at least a couple of carrots...
    2 carrots and half a turnip then.

    Preference of bitter? Didn't see you turn that down...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Knee High Stripy Socks wrote:
    *removes duct tape from mouth* seriously, please help me! No Ellie! Not more cups of tea!

    if only the potatoe wedges hadnt tempted you, then you wouldnt be in that mess
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    MrG wrote:
    if only the potatoe wedges hadnt tempted you, then you wouldnt be in that mess
    It wasn't so much tempted as forced ... you're ok, you got away in time but now Ellie is chasing me with chocolate orange and cups of tea ... help ... no David, not more tape! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAarrrrrrrgh!
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    Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Posts: 16,688 Skive's The Limit
    10 drostors? And 1,000,000 gzatt to go with it! But remember, it's only a deal if you keep JsT.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    im still sad briggi isnt about





    so ellie, when is good to pop around for tea
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    girl with sharp teeth wrote:
    Wobbly Bob. Yum.

    Heather is denying any knowledge of Chocolate Oranges. Oh Dear.
    Hmmm how bout a Winter Warmer or an Old Peculiar?

    Chocolate Oranges? They're not Terry's.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    MrG wrote:
    so ellie, when is good to pop around for tea

    Are you really sure about that? You won't just be allowed one cup! :no:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    kill 'em.
    but first let me ask the hostages one question ...is kermit realy like victor meldrew?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Knee High Stripy Socks wrote:
    Are you really sure about that? You won't just be allowed one cup! :no:

    i like tea though, i drank loads when i was at ellies last
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    girl with sharp teeth wrote:
    Old Perculiar is a bit tame, don't you think?
    It's not a bad one to be honest, each to their own though. But go on, enlighten me...
    Anyway, all you chocolate oranges are belong to us.
    Because I didn't see that coming. :rolleyes:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Rich-E wrote:
    Because I didn't see that coming. :rolleyes:
    I really wish I had :rolleyes:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    could you throw a glass at James' head for me? plzkthnx
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    Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Posts: 13,332 Born on Earth, Raised by The Mix
    Make them dance like Mc Hammer for a bit, video it please. Afterwards, erm... I dunno, send them to Iran with US flag shirts?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Save them. I donate the remainders of a gin and coke to the cause......

    Not much I know, but it's all I have. Apart from half a smoked sausage. You can have that too if you reply quickly :D
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    Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Posts: 13,332 Born on Earth, Raised by The Mix
    Sera wrote:
    Save them. I donate the remainders of a gin and coke to the cause......

    Not much I know, but it's all I have. Apart from half a smoked sausage. You can have that too if you reply quickly :D

    I read "A half smoked sausage". I got confused.
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