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If it wern't for my horse...

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
I never would have spent that year in college...

ten bucks says nobody even gets who thats from

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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    my_name wrote:
    I never would have spent that year in college...

    ten bucks says nobody even gets who thats from
    LEWIS BLACK! My favorite stand up comic! :thumb:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    LEWIS BLACK! My favorite stand up comic! :thumb:
    Oh my god I do love you. Marry me.
    He is totally the best comic ever.
    I'm just talking about him with the sister right now. Oh yes
    The end of the universe is in Houston Texas!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Horses should be mutilated by a sledgehammer and eaten raw by humans...then rats can eat the entrails :yum:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    my_name wrote:
    Oh my god I do love you. Marry me.
    He is totally the best comic ever.
    I'm just talking about him with the sister right now. Oh yes
    The end of the universe is in Houston Texas!
    Lewis Black is awesome, he is the personification of my personality, it's almost a little creepy.

    "And there's only one type of person who can make this little joke of mine work....and that's people with Alzheimer’s"
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    hahahahaha oh god hes funny.
    i've never met anybody but the brother and sister who really truely, deeply appreciate his comedy. Its more than comedy. Oh yes.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    The only animals I've ever truly liked where dogs but then I got attacked by one and had to get seven stiches on my leg so now I think they're all viscious cunts who need a sledgehammer to their tiny little skulls.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Maybe its the bays who set the dog on you need the sledgehammer

    ;)
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