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Political partisanship

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
All right, I'm only gonna spew this once, so listen the hell up:

The very next person who tries to tell me that THEIR collection of Fatback Pinks are better than the OTHER collection of Fatback Pinks is going to get a swift kick in the ass.

Face it...the ONLY difference beteen New Labour, the Tories and the Lib Dems is which particular rights they want to do away with. Anyone who tells you differently is either a moron, or a push-poller. Fact is, the fascists WON WWII...our homegrown ones were just were quieter than Hitler and his crowd of cross-dressing goose-steppers.

And don't try to feed me any shit about the various collections of lunatics, xenophobes, and ubar-Socialist swine that pass as "3d party candidates", either. They may be funnier than the big three, but that doesn't make them better.

Fact is, it's all too clear that we are on our own. NONE of these fatback grosseros have your best interests at heart...oh, they SAY they do...they want to protect us...protect us from le pr0n, the dissidents, the freaks, and the hordes of poor smudgy people from all over the world who want to kill us.

Problem is, the above description includes more and more of our own citizenry every year...so what they REALLY want to do is protect us from themselves...

"But what about Little Johnny and Little Susie?", they say, "What are THEY gonna do, when the pr0n vendors get them in their white-knuckled grasp? What are THEY gonna do, when the hippies come to subvert them with peace, pot, and micro-dot? What are THEY gonna do, when freaks crawl out of the woodwork and start teaching them that they should use that 7 pounds of grey shit between their ears for something more complex than which Corporate Deathburger(tm) to buy?

Well, let US worry about Johnny and Susie. They're doing just FINE...They're even learning to talk again, our way...Because who are we?

We're the 169% O\/\/NED...the faceless horde, the terror in the night...we brought a keg to the Donner Party, and we kick habits while the nuns are still wearing them. And we're armed. We are CHUD, and we're PROUD of it. When you see us coming, you better run, Bubba, because we have no need of ANY collection of political hacks or religious freaks. You can KEEP your City of London Boots Tesco Have A Coke And A Smile Ram Tough Love For Sale Page 6 Britney Spears BULLSHIT, Pinkboys!

AAAAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Nice post. Here's the question being offered by our wonderful politico's -

    Do you want me to take your stuff with my left hand or my right hand?

    Of course, that just leaves the other free to beat you with.

    You can either have - social liberties but no money to enjoy them or more cash and the stuff you'd like to do with it banned anyway. Great system.

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Are you drunk?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Cain...out of curiosity...what are you in the political spectrum??? Areyou an anarchist? coz i cannot tell.
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    Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Posts: 13,332 Born on Earth, Raised by The Mix
    subject13 wrote:
    Cain...out of curiosity...what are you in the political spectrum??? Areyou an anarchist? coz i cannot tell.
    Please don't use "coz".

    And I think he might be. Or just fucking angry with the current state of affairs, like me.

    To post though, you summed it up. We fought agiant this in WW2, then we do exactally the fucking same. We're up the shitter. What do we do? We don't vote, then they won anyway. We vote for WHO else exatally? Who is different? Times like these, makes you want to do away with the lot of the bastards.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    We have returned to that idea of our dictatorship again i see! Excellent!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Are you drunk?

    I wish. It would make it so much easier.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    subject13 wrote:
    Cain...out of curiosity...what are you in the political spectrum??? Areyou an anarchist? coz i cannot tell.

    Nope. I like the American constitutionalists, I'm left wing economically, though centrist in it, and socially libertarian. I think no current system comes anywhere near this, in fact authoritarianism is back in fashion.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Nope. I like the American constitutionalists,

    Heh those in the patriot movement give their "leaders" hell on occasion, and good luck to them.

    I like the way that they come up with alternatives - alternative courts, alternative source for food and so on from the state protected franchises.

    Theres fuck all chance (sadly) of anything like that happening within the fictional boundaries of the uk because most people have accepted that they need a government to do everything for them long ago. All argument rests on who the coercive power of the government thugs should menace this week.

    meh.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    That post is a load of rambling inchoherient bollox, with out making any point.

    I assumeits just a continuation of the old

    "all politicions are lying bastards their all the same its not worth voting, nothing ever changes the government always want to screw the little guy and let big companies do what they want, politicians say what they want to get elected and then ignore people till the next election"


    Well thats not untrue but such views are a grose oversimplification that fail to take in to acount the dynamic nature of the modern world.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    That post is a load of rambling inchoherient bollox, with out making any point.

    I assumeits just a continuation of the old

    "all politicions are lying bastards their all the same its not worth voting, nothing ever changes the government always want to screw the little guy and let big companies do what they want, politicians say what they want to get elected and then ignore people till the next election"


    Well thats not untrue but such views are a grose oversimplification that fail to take in to acount the dynamic nature of the modern world.
    You said what I thought.
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