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The Abbie Arms

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    This is a bar sceneario, I'm drinking. What do doctors think when their patients show up... after drinking
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    my_name wrote:
    This is a bar sceneario, I'm drinking. What do doctors think when their patients show up... after drinking
    well it generally means they need to do another gynacological examination.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    freeallangels19 wrote:
    We ran up an £80 bar bill in two nights between us.

    Is that all?! That's a quiet monday afternoon for me :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    rainbow brite wrote:
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    Thank you, feeling much much better :thumb:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Oh, and speaking of gynaecology...

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    Can we hold a convention in the pub some time?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    rainbow brite wrote:
    well it generally means they need to do another gynacological examination.

    Gynocologists have obviously never heard of foreplay :(
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    my_name wrote:
    Gynocologists have obviously never heard of foreplay :(

    I think it's cos they are like prostitutes.

    So basically pay them and they do the job fast to do as many clients as possible.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    nihilisticmadman wrote:
    I think it's cos they are like prostitutes.

    So basically pay them and they do the job fast to do as many clients as possible.

    :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Alright I need an other round.

    Need a lot of Red Bull cos of my new job.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    A freaking 1,000!!

    Well I'm just going to take 5 and enjoy my 1,000th post...

    joined 33 days ago... i'm just slow... and no i am not addicted...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    nihilisticmadman wrote:
    1,000th post...

    joined 33 days ago...

    Impressied :thumb:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    nihilisticmadman wrote:
    Well I'm just going to take 5 and enjoy my 1,000th post...

    joined 33 days ago... i'm just slow... and no i am not addicted...

    Maybe you should be the resident whore :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Fuck it let's celebrate, every order passed within the hour are on me!

    Basically...

    All you orders will be FREE (payed by me) for the next hour.

    HAPPY HOUR TIME    .

    One, two, three...

    GO.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Bottle of medium white for me then :)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    CIDER AND BLACK please and a wetwipe for my top lip
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    BunnieBunnie Posts: 6,099 Master Poster
    oooh a double vodka and diet coke, and a tequila slammer please NMM. thanks!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    only 25 mins to go and the happy hour will be finished... hurry up... :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    MoonArcanum wrote:
    Bottle of medium white for me then :)

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Bunny_0_ wrote:
    oooh a double vodka and diet coke, and a tequila slammer please NMM. thanks!

    150px-Diet_Coke.jpg

    prpp-0278tequ_small.gif

    vodkaglass.jpg

    here you go.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    rainbow brite wrote:
    CIDER AND BLACK please and a wetwipe for my top lip

    blackadder.jpg

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    BunnieBunnie Posts: 6,099 Master Poster
    nihilisticmadman wrote:
    150px-Diet_Coke.jpg

    prpp-0278tequ_small.gif

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    here you go.
    tres bien! merci monsieur!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    nihilisticmadman wrote:
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    I think youll find thats snakebite and black - not cider.

    I never realised you could buy it ready mixed - saves students precious moments I guess, and would alleviate the need for the wetwipe.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    rainbow brite wrote:
    I think youll find thats snakebite and black - not cider.

    I never realised you could buy it ready mixed - saves students precious moments I guess, and would alleviate the need for the wetwipe.

    Sorry boss.

    But you know my job here is not serving drinks, I am just covering for the waitress...

    The poor girl is passed out in the toilet...

    I sent here refill the Class A dispenser and well...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    shes fucking useless. Ive found her:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Haha... It's Friday...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    nihilisticmadman wrote:
    Haha... It's Friday...
    and you know what that means....................................................
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Mines a double Stoli
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    is it that ?

    I wonder...
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    littlemissylittlemissy Posts: 9,972 Supreme Poster
    I could really do with a glass of white wine.

    Pretty please :)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    littlemissy wrote:
    I could really do with a glass of white wine.

    Pretty please :)

    Et voilá ;)

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