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pornstar name?

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
in Sex & Relationships
Hasn't been done for a while. What's yours?

First pet's name + Mother's maiden name = Pornstar name

Minnie Rogers :thumb:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ... most of my pets have been male.... so I'll use my first FEMALE pets name yeah? :thumb:

    Maisy Owen. Oh how attractive :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I would tell you Wooooooah (got you all in check)

    but that would mean giving out my mothers maiden name, the other way is the street name you live on or used to live on, play around with all 3 you will eventually get a good name.
    Mine was good unfortunatly it was a women's porn star name
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Iknowyourmum wrote:
    the other way is the street name you used to live on

    Maisy Marsh. :chin:

    Well it's better than the first one I'll give you that!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Tinker Longson, yea i rock :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Mikki Kontowt.

    Polish Pornstar extraordinaire, oh yes.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    your-babe wrote:
    BunBun Berry

    That sounds HOT! :naughty:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Dusty Moon
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Gopher Bougourd (it's French, pronounced boogord). Crap, eh?

    A friend of mine had the best one ever - Smoky Hoare.....!!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Wolf Slolely :yeees:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    malteser monkay wrote:
    Wolf Slolely :yeees:
    You're no longer as hot as I thought you were. :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Pepsi Walker, not exactley erotic but hey ho.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    beans wrote:
    Pepsi Walker, not exactley erotic but hey ho.

    It's more adventurous than Maisy Owen :yeees: I sound like an 80 year old porn star :yuck: Just what everyone wants to see.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Hazel Russell

    I think that's the most innocent yet! :razz:
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    BunnieBunnie Posts: 6,099 Master Poster
    flopsy carters...not exactly making anyone horny i cant imagine
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Smokey Vivian :flirt:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Fatso Ristow :flirt:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    my_name wrote:
    Fatso Ristow :flirt:

    How sexual! :heart:
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    BunnieBunnie Posts: 6,099 Master Poster
    my_name wrote:
    Fatso Ristow :flirt:
    ooooh fatso :flirt:
    :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    snapping_crocodile wrote:
    Smokey Vivian :flirt:
    Best one yet
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Pukey Madge. :thumb:
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    SkiveSkive Posts: 15,286 Skive's The Limit
    TheSite Porn
    Weekender Offender 
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Skive wrote:
    TheSite Porn

    :lol: i'd forgotten how much pornolize used to amuse me.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Gumdoll wrote:
    Pukey Madge. :thumb:

    Thats a gooden.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Squeaky Scales
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Randomgirl wrote:
    Squeaky Scales

    You could totally be in animal porn with that name.
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    Dr PirateDr Pirate Posts: 8,303 Legendary Poster
    stargalaxy wrote:
    You're no longer as hot as I thought you were. :p
    That sir is a lie, she's hotter than ever :flirt:

    btw my pornstar name would be "Rainbow Miles" ... hardly suitable for porn.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Skive wrote:
    TheSite Porn
    photo thread round bloody...
    by Dr "Scrotscrubber" Pirate

    Lmfao. Scrotscrubber pirate.

    Not seen pornolized sites for ages.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Violette wrote:
    mickey meerkreebs. :flirt:

    That sounds a bit dodgy. :eek2:

    Snowy Mulholland.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    spotty jones
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I think what makes this thread amusing is hearing what people called their animals.
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