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Pikeys

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
I'm sick to death of being harrassed by pikeys when I walk down the streets around the local council estates. They have no respect for anyone, and are truly worthless human beings.

What makes it worse is that I'm paying for their food, clothing, fags, drugs, and every other thing they buy. While I work hard at my job, old mother pikey is being paid with my taxes to sit at home smoking and getting drunk, while her devils spawn kids wreak havoc on decent people.

In case any of you don't know what a pikey is, it's a particular type of scum that lives on a council estate or caravan park. The male pikey wears (usually filthy) tracksuit trousers, a t-shirt or top that has some little known (or fake) brand name written on it, and at least one earing. They walk with an exagerated swagger, almost jumping from side to side. The majority of male pikeys on the street are under 18; when they come of age they invariably go to prison.

The female pikey wears similarly cheap clothes, with lots of fake gold jewelry. It's a fair bet that any female pikey over the age of 14 will be pregnant or with child.

The natural habitat of the pikey is the council estate, and surrounding area. They tend to roam in packs, being cowardly in nature. They regularly hang around on street corners or bush shelters. You won't find a pikey actually doing a job.

I have thought long and hard, and the only possible solution to this problem would be to exterminate them all. This is illegal, so does anybody have a better solution? Remember, abolishing the welfare state will only make them steal more of your stuff.

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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I thought pikey was a word for 'travellers'..What you describe just sounds like white trash scum.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Stuck up tossers.

    I'm sick to death of reading gushing waves of vomit written by stuck up tossers. They have no respect for anyone but themselves and stereotype, generalise and insult. Like them, their views are truly worthless.

    What makes it worse is that they're breathing the same air as me. Every time I breathe in, there's a risk that a few of the 10^28 molecules have previously been inside the lungs of a stuck up tosser, and worse, may have helped sustained their bigotted brains.

    In case you didn't know what a stuck up tosser is, it's s particular type of scum who thinks I want to hear his bigotted, opinionated nonsense.

    I have thought long and hard, and the only possible solution to the problem is to exterminate all stuck up tossers. This is illegal, however, I would be willing to do some serious jail time in return for wiping them all out. Besides, what jury is going to convict once they've found out who I've exterminated?

    What are your views on this? Remember, abolishing the education system would prevent them from learning to read and write, which would be quite beneficial.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    This is illegal, so does anybody have a better solution?

    Get rid of narrow minded twats just like you?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    We could have all sorts of fun bigoted arguments if you replaced the word pikey with a number other words: eg. Asylum seeker, people on the dole, the French or Manchester United fans.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Vox populi, vox Dei:
    <STRONG>Stuck up tossers.

    I'm sick to death of reading gushing waves of vomit written by stuck up tossers. They have no respect for anyone but themselves and stereotype, generalise and insult. Like them, their views are truly worthless.
    HERE HERE vox populi, my thoughts exactly, very eloquently put
    What makes it worse is that they're breathing the same air as me. Every time I breathe in, there's a risk that a few of the 10^28 molecules have previously been inside the lungs of a stuck up tosser, and worse, may have helped sustained their bigotted brains.

    In case you didn't know what a stuck up tosser is, it's s particular type of scum who thinks I want to hear his bigotted, opinionated nonsense.

    I have thought long and hard, and the only possible solution to the problem is to exterminate all stuck up tossers. This is illegal, however, I would be willing to do some serious jail time in return for wiping them all out. Besides, what jury is going to convict once they've found out who I've exterminated?

    What are your views on this? Remember, abolishing the education system would prevent them from learning to read and write, which would be quite beneficial.</STRONG>
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    oops that didnt quite work, im still getting the hang of this lark. all i wanted to say was i wholeheartedly agree with vox populi and everyone who agrees that `apathy` is a snob and an idiot
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Hes not a bigot, a snob <IMG SRC="confused.gif" border="0" ALT="icon"> or anything along those lines..

    Hes got his words mixed up, thats all...What he describes are not 'pikeys', they are simply criminals and thugs. Theres no bigotry involved, just a misunderstanding.

    Vox....you say you dont wanna hear his opinionated nonsense...that works both ways ya know mate..We might not wanna hear yours <IMG SRC="wink.gif" border="0" ALT="icon"> . This is a discussion board and if you didnt wanna read about his opinion on pikeys then you neednt have opened the thread.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Apathy:
    <STRONG>In case any of you don't know what a pikey is, it's a particular type of scum that lives on a council estate or caravan park. The male pikey wears (usually filthy) tracksuit trousers, a t-shirt or top that has some little known (or fake) brand name written on it, and at least one earing. They walk with an exagerated swagger, almost jumping from side to side. The majority of male pikeys on the street are under 18; when they come of age they invariably go to prison.

    The female pikey wears similarly cheap clothes, with lots of fake gold jewelry. It's a fair bet that any female pikey over the age of 14 will be pregnant or with child. </STRONG>
    Originally posted by Balddog:
    <STRONG>Hes not a bigot, a snob or anything along those lines..</STRONG>

    Balddog, the whole post stinks of contempt for working class people. He's a snobby bigot.
    If he had a problem with the crime then why mention how they dress/walk? Totally irrelevent.
    He's just a total choad.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Balddog:
    <STRONG>Hes not a bigot, a snob <IMG SRC="confused.gif" border="0" ALT="icon"> or anything along those lines..

    Hes got his words mixed up, thats all...What he describes are not 'pikeys', they are simply criminals and thugs. </STRONG>

    Seems that the problem is generalisation, particularly about female 'pikey's',... <IMG SRC="mad.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">
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