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Shitty flatmates.

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
Anyone remember the FHM "Flatmates from Hell" piece from a few years ago?

A few cracking stories there was about folk who had, really bad experiences with folk they shared a flat with or rented rooms out to.

One guy said he rented a room to this really geeky guy. Geeky spent all his time in his room, rarely coming out and playing computer games all the time. One fat dude used to come round most nights and they'd lock themselves away in the room for the duration. The only furniture the guy had in his room was a bed, a couple of chairs, a computer desk and an old wooden chest.

The landlord said that the only noise to come out of the room when geeky and fatty were together was shouts of, "Yeah.. get in there! Nice one. Oh, ya beauty"!

Figuring they were either playing computer games or shagging, the landlord said he just left them to it. None of his business either way.

Anyway, after 6 months or so, Geeky gave up the room and moved elsewhere. He took his computer and the chairs, but left behind the old wooden chest.

Curious as to why the guy had left the chest behind, the landlord opened it up when he was cleaning.

:)

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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    what was in it? you?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    fatty was in the chest?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Well now, I'm no psychic, but judging from the title of this thread...................
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ohh so THATS why he was shouting get in there
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    and....!!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I wanna know what was in the chest. Tell us tell us!! :hyper:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Come back, finish the tale, don't leave us all in suspense!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    what happens?!?!?!?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Fucking hell, answer your phone. :|:|:|:|

    Or like, text me so I can help you move into your new digs :D
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Miffy wrote:
    Well now, I'm no psychic, but judging from the title of this thread...................

    :lol::lol::lol:

    Yuck.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    1983 wrote:
    Fucking hell, answer your phone. :|:|:|:|

    Or like, text me so I can help you move into your new digs :D

    I'm at work :love::love::love:

    I'll be down about half ten/eleven o'clock tomorrow if you fancy nipping down?

    Phone will be on at 6 when I finish :yes:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Bri-namite wrote:
    I'm at work :love::love::love:

    I'll be down about half ten/eleven o'clock tomorrow if you fancy nipping down?

    Phone will be on at 6 when I finish :yes:


    Ahhh, I get whatcha mean, jelly bean. GOOD STUFF. I shall phone you and dazzle you with the patter.

    Sorry bout not texting back, was having an iffy day and was like RAHHHH and very antisocial and such.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    hey!! tell us what was in the box? you can't leave it at that.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Do none of you read?

    :banghead:

    It's not a subtle hint.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Kermit wrote:
    Do none of you read?

    :banghead:

    It's not a subtle hint.

    I think I've worked it out, just...
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :eek2: I really hope I havn't worked it out properly...
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Lu_C wrote:
    :eek2: I really hope I havn't worked it out properly...

    You wouldn't be the only one...
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