Home› General Chat
If you need urgent support, call 999 or go to your nearest A&E. To contact our Crisis Messenger (open 24/7) text THEMIX to 85258.
Options

Life's Questions

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
in General Chat
Any questions that you always ask yourself.

Mines is:

Where do the flag-burners get their flags from? Recent example of burning Danish flag in Iraq?!?! Is there a stall selling every national flag in every Iraqi town?
«1

Comments

  • Options
    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Ebay.
  • Options
    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    They keep a stash in case anyone pisses them off.
  • Options
    SkiveSkive Posts: 15,284 Skive's The Limit
    Why does your your first piss of the morning smell like sugar puffs after a night out drinking?
    Weekender Offender 
  • Options
    Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Posts: 13,332 Born on Earth, Raised by The Mix
    Skive wrote:
    Why does your your first piss of the morning smell like sugar puffs after a night out drinking?

    Why is the first piss in the morning... when you get the shakes?!
  • Options
    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    why do i find drunk people amusing
  • Options
    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    where did i put that fiver
  • Options
    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    42
  • Options
    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    jake0 wrote:
    42
    heh heh
  • Options
    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    where the fuck do all my socks go?
  • Options
    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    why do cars wheels look like they go backward when travelling at high speed?
  • Options
    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    What are date stones made out of?

    And if I ask someone to remember something for me, then they ask me to remember it for them and I ask them to remember it for me.... jesus when does it end!

    And why did some bloody asshole invent the blood infinite regress? Bane of my life. :impissed:
  • Options
    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Why do people say "The alarm just went off" when really it just came on?

    Hmmm.
  • Options
    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Skive wrote:
    Why does your your first piss of the morning smell like sugar puffs after a night out drinking?

    its cuz of sugar ! (i asked once in biology)
  • Options
    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Sometimes mines smells beefy
  • Options
    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Skive wrote:
    Why does your your first piss of the morning smell like sugar puffs after a night out drinking?

    I wonder how you know that?
  • Options
    SkiveSkive Posts: 15,284 Skive's The Limit
    Chart Freak wrote:
    I wonder how you know that?

    Because I have a nose!
    Weekender Offender 
  • Options
    SkiveSkive Posts: 15,284 Skive's The Limit
    Panthro wrote:
    Sometimes mines smells beefy

    :eek2:
    Weekender Offender 
  • Options
    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Skive wrote:
    Because I have a nose!

    but why would you smell it in the first place? :confused:
  • Options
    SkiveSkive Posts: 15,284 Skive's The Limit
    Chart Freak wrote:
    but why would you smell it in the first place? :confused:

    :confused:
    Weekender Offender 
  • Options
    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Well, if it's a really strong smell, you can't help but smell it. I doubt Skive is sticking his head down the pan for a fucking sniff.
  • Options
    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Panthro wrote:
    Where do the flag-burners get their flags from? Recent example of burning Danish flag in Iraq?!?! Is there a stall selling every national flag in every Iraqi town?
    Iraq may not have any electricity and the whole country may be going to shit, but not to worry. As long as Iraq has undertakers and flag-selling shops, they'll be alright... :rolleyes: ...mad world.
  • Options
    SkiveSkive Posts: 15,284 Skive's The Limit
    SheHasNoTime wrote:
    Well, if it's a really strong smell, you can't help but smell it. I doubt Skive is sticking his head down the pan for a fucking sniff.

    Your wrong, that's exaclty what I do. I'm like dog.
    Weekender Offender 
  • Options
    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Chart Freak wrote:
    but why would you smell it in the first place? :confused:

    You don't just put your head down the toilet...it's in the air like. Jeez only boys would know.
  • Options
    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Skive wrote:
    Your wrong, that's exaclty what I do. I'm like dog.

    Cue a really weird mental image. Thanks! ;)
  • Options
    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Skive wrote:
    Your wrong, that's exaclty what I do. I'm like dog.
    Does that mean you raise one leg before doing your business? :confused:

    (it's a mental image I could do without, I know that much)
  • Options
    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    how do snow plough drivers get to work?
  • Options
    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    why can people who stutter, sing beautifully?
  • Options
    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    DEANO MAC wrote:
    why can people who stutter, sing beautifully?
    The elecution experts say the explanation for this is planning. In the case of a song, they know what they are going to sing - the lyrics of the song in question. In speech, they do not know, they make it up as they go along, they get nervous about it, hence why they stutter. And the fear of stuttering simply makes it worse.
  • Options
    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Do extraterrestrials really look like this?

    43.jpg
  • Options
    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    stargalaxy wrote:
    The elecution experts say the explanation for this is planning. In the case of a song, they know what they are going to sing - the lyrics of the song in question. In speech, they do not know, they make it up as they go along, they get nervous about it, hence why they stutter. And the fear of stuttering simply makes it worse.
    is that rite??
Sign In or Register to comment.