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oh god the smell!

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
my dog has been missing for a few hours ...she aint allowed out on her own ...ever.
not sure how she got out but ...she is farting none stop!
the smell is absolutely dreadful.
i've had to lock her in a shed so i don't throw up.

i can only pressume she's been down the graveyard and dug up someones granny for dinner.

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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    There is a guy at my work called Rolly, right as I was reading this post they paged him. I giggled.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    my_name wrote:
    There is a guy at my work called Rolly, right as I was reading this post they paged him. I giggled.
    how'd ya know i aint realy him?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    how'd ya know i aint realy him?

    Well your needed in cycle fill, get over there!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    my dog has been missing for a few hours ...she aint allowed out on her own ...ever.
    not sure how she got out but ...she is farting none stop!
    the smell is absolutely dreadful.
    i've had to lock her in a shed so i don't throw up.

    i can only pressume she's been down the graveyard and dug up someones granny for dinner.
    she probably went for a curry and a few pints
  • SkiveSkive Posts: 15,282 Skive's The Limit
    An old dog of ours somehow managed to get into our fridge once and ate a whole slab of butter. The air was blue for a week.
    Weekender Offender 
  • BunnieBunnie Posts: 6,099 Master Poster
    i can only pressume she's been down the graveyard and dug up someones granny for dinner.
    :sour:
  • littlemissylittlemissy Posts: 9,972 Supreme Poster
    Doggie farts are horrible :yuck:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    my_name wrote:
    Well your needed in cycle fill, get over there!
    ok ...i'm back now ...i've arranged that any second now they'll call me again just to get you thinking.
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