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Austin Powers

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
edited January 2023 in General Chat
What's your favorite line/bit?

Moley moley moley... mole bloody great mole!!!!
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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Spectacles, Testicles, Wallet and Watch!

    I have a whole bag of zippit with your name on it!

    Sea Bass? You got me Sea Bass?
    Well, they are mutated Sea Bass sir.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ott Evil: It's no hassle...
    Dr. Evil: Sh!
    Scott Evil: But...
    Dr. Evil: Sh!
    Scott Evil: I'm...
    Dr. Evil: Sh!
    Scott Evil: All I'm say...
    Dr. Evil: Sh!
    Scott Evil: There gonna get a...
    Dr. Evil: Sh!
    Scott Evil: I'm...
    Dr. Evil: Sh!
    Scott Evil: I'm just...
    Dr. Evil: Sh!
    Scott Evil: Would...
    Dr. Evil: Sh!... Knock-knock.
    Scott Evil: Who's there?
    Dr. Evil: Sh!
    Scott Evil: But...
    Dr. Evil: Let me tell you a little story about a man named Sh! Sh! even before you start. That was a pre-emptive "sh!" Now, I have a whole bag of "sh!" with your name on it.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I get it! I have bad teeth!
    No Austin, you can use the dental floss to swing ourselves off here!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I get it! I have bad teeth!
    !

    :lol: I like that one
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Evil....
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Where Austin is trying to turn that little truck round in the hideout.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Where Austin is trying to turn that little truck round in the hideout.

    :lol: which one was that in?

    I'm going to go home and watch an austin powers tonight.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Dr Evil
    "Very well, where should I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims, like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. A sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. If I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard, really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fifteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shawn scrotum. It's really quite breath taking!"
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    The one that fat bastard says about seeing his balls.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    "Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo....(etc)"

    (When the henchman is getting run over by the steam-roller at 2mph) :D
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    "Hey, there you are.

    Well hi, do I know you?

    No, but that's where you are. You're there." :lol:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    "Throw me a fricken bone here!"
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    theres only two things in life I hate,
    people who are intolerant of other peoples cultures and the DUTCH...
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Now go across the road and get me some orange SHERRRRRbert
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Lol great quotes, I wanna go and watch them again now. Another...

    "I don't know your name, but I remember your....fez" :D
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    This is my number two. His name, is Number Two.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    "Allow myself to introduce...myself."
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Where Austin is trying to turn that little truck round in the hideout.


    :lol:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    my_name wrote:
    ott Evil: It's no hassle...
    Dr. Evil: Sh!
    Scott Evil: But...
    Dr. Evil: Sh!
    Scott Evil: I'm...
    Dr. Evil: Sh!
    Scott Evil: All I'm say...
    Dr. Evil: Sh!
    Scott Evil: There gonna get a...
    Dr. Evil: Sh!
    Scott Evil: I'm...
    Dr. Evil: Sh!
    Scott Evil: I'm just...
    Dr. Evil: Sh!
    Scott Evil: Would...
    Dr. Evil: Sh!... Knock-knock.
    Scott Evil: Who's there?
    Dr. Evil: Sh!
    Scott Evil: But...
    Dr. Evil: Let me tell you a little story about a man named Sh! Sh! even before you start. That was a pre-emptive "sh!" Now, I have a whole bag of "sh!" with your name on it.
    :lol::lol::lol:
    that's my favorite bit!
    also "how about........ NO!"
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    You'll like this .
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    "Look what you did to Mr Bigglesworth!"
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I'm going to place him in an easily escapable situation involving an overly elaborate and exotic death.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Now go across the road and get me some orange SHERRRRRbert

    mine to :)
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