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Austin Powers
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What's your favorite line/bit?
Moley moley moley... mole bloody great mole!!!!
Moley moley moley... mole bloody great mole!!!!
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I have a whole bag of zippit with your name on it!
Sea Bass? You got me Sea Bass?
Well, they are mutated Sea Bass sir.
Dr. Evil: Sh!
Scott Evil: But...
Dr. Evil: Sh!
Scott Evil: I'm...
Dr. Evil: Sh!
Scott Evil: All I'm say...
Dr. Evil: Sh!
Scott Evil: There gonna get a...
Dr. Evil: Sh!
Scott Evil: I'm...
Dr. Evil: Sh!
Scott Evil: I'm just...
Dr. Evil: Sh!
Scott Evil: Would...
Dr. Evil: Sh!... Knock-knock.
Scott Evil: Who's there?
Dr. Evil: Sh!
Scott Evil: But...
Dr. Evil: Let me tell you a little story about a man named Sh! Sh! even before you start. That was a pre-emptive "sh!" Now, I have a whole bag of "sh!" with your name on it.
No Austin, you can use the dental floss to swing ourselves off here!
I like that one
which one was that in?
I'm going to go home and watch an austin powers tonight.
"Very well, where should I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims, like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. A sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. If I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard, really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fifteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shawn scrotum. It's really quite breath taking!"
(When the henchman is getting run over by the steam-roller at 2mph)
Well hi, do I know you?
No, but that's where you are. You're there."
people who are intolerant of other peoples cultures and the DUTCH...
"I don't know your name, but I remember your....fez"
that's my favorite bit!
also "how about........ NO!"
mine to