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Grrrrrrrrrrrr

BillieTheBotBillieTheBot Posts: 8,721 Bot
I'm feeling very very angry...anyone volunteer to be a punch bag?
Beep boop. I'm a bot.

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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I've got a few hours to kill.

    *raises hand*
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I need a belly! I need a belly! Someone donate their belly so I can punch the shit out of it! Grrr, seriously though, I feel like screaming.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Things aren't that bad surely?
  • Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Posts: 13,332 Born on Earth, Raised by The Mix
    Have a smoke.

    Pound the holy shit outof a pillow for aa while, and the materess. Does wonders.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Teh_Gerbil wrote:
    Have a smoke.

    Pound the holy shit outof .
    theres other things you can pound ...or polish ...whatever flicks your switch and that ...
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I don't smoke at all :(

    I could open my bottle of vodka thats staring me right in the face.

    Hmmmm.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I volunteer my beer gut, if it's of any use. Just don't wake me up :).
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ^i suggest you take his stomach ^
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Oh cheers! I only made my offer because I thought it would be polite! I didn't actually mean that folk could start actually punching it... :)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    er, that'll teach you for being so polite then :p hehe
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Meh... feel free to join in. The more the better, I guess!

    Ack, not there. I'm ticklish on that bit :).
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    *pokes your stomach*
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    *Pokes back with a fierce look on his face*

    Told you not there! I'm ticklish! ;)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    *Stacey* wrote:
    I'm feeling very very angry...anyone volunteer to be a punch bag?

    Don't worry you'll only be feeling like for, what is it usually, a week or so?
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