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BillieTheBot
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I just picked up the iron the wrong way when it was on:( burt my first two fingers an it hurts.
so what stupid things have you done recently?
so what stupid things have you done recently?
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Not done anything stupid lately, well not that I can think of anyway.
lmao don't want to know what you have been doing.
Acutally the last stupid thing that I would have done probably happened when I was drunk so no chance of remembering then.
past examples would include: driving down a dual carriageway the wrong way, 'bumping' into the back of a learner driver on his way to his test, thinking i'd seen the silouette of a penguin on the high street when infact it was a dog, thinking there was a leak in the kfc roof 'cause a man had split his drink and the way it was fizzing..it sort of looked like there was water dripping into the puddle and nearly getting beaten up by a weirdo (with an sti) because she thought i was saying she had an sti when infact i was talking to her about ibs like i had been earlier! she pinned me up against a wall.
I don't know if i dare ask, but how
How stupid am I? :banghead:
p.s its a rhetorical question
I can't think of more stupid things I could do...
went to an exhibition with work monday and tuesday and put my ticket in the bag i wasn't taking.
have lost the ability to talk properly in the last year or so, and get really muddled up with my words.
one time when i was at a panto i swallowed a mint imperial whole and was in agony for hours.
i could go on.....
Double on that one :crying:
And the other day I was in town and I was daydreaming and in a daze (like usual) and I walked into one of them little pillar things...you know the ones that kids leapfrog over. I was WELL embarassed, specially since I was on my own.
I also drove my car into the back of another one because I was too busy looking at a dog.
But thats another story
Ah but who hasn't that happened to
Today, I overwrote the partition table on my hard drive. Which means all the data is there, but there is no way to access it.
haha that made me laugh loads! Theres nothing worse though is there than thinking you're locked in somewhere, you get all panicky and your mind doesnt work properly! Even worse when you're wasted
And my_name, yeah everyone must have done the too-busy-looking-at-a-dog thing. Come onnn. haha.
Me too!!
Well almost.
Hows are your fingers today Zella?
i was coming out of a side road turning right onto a dual carriageway. i should've passed 2 lanes but i only passed 1 so joined the oncoming traffic. nothing was coming though!