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Strangest Conversations ...

littlemissylittlemissy knit chickPosts: 9,972
What is the strangest conversation you have ever had whilst having sex/foreplay etc?

Today we hit an all time high by having a discussion about football goal widths and we couldn't work out how wide they are.

How romantic :yeees:
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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    at about 3am this morning, news 24 was on and there was some news about the whale in the thames. i almost went to say what they were saying on the news but thought....no lucy!

    one of my mates txt her sister while her boyfriend was going down on her! :o
  • littlemissylittlemissy knit chick Posts: 9,972
    at about 3am this morning, news 24 was on and there was some news about the whale in the thames. i almost went to say what they were saying on the news but thought....no lucy!

    one of my mates txt her sister while her boyfriend was going down on her! :o

    :o

    I would never consider texting someone whilst having sex! I have no idea how we got onto the subject of football goals. It was quite bizarre.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    interesting...

    we usually dont have full on conversations while doing stuff like that

    Ditto. Sometimes I find myself watching the TV when have sex (bad I know but doesn't happen very often) but we don't really talk about anything.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Watching Lee Evans whilst getting it on is not a good idea! Your wrapped up in the moment then one of you bursts into fits of giggles! Not very good for the whole mood of the thing. N im normally a bitch then and tell him he can forget it happening till Lee Evans is over lool
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    just like to add that i generally don't have conversations during sex/foreplay. too busy enjoying myself and trying to do the same for the other person involved! though nothing wrong with a little if it's dirty. :thumb:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    just like to add that i generally don't have conversations during sex/foreplay. too busy enjoying myself and trying to do the same for the other person involved! though nothing wrong with a little if it's dirty. :thumb:

    I'm the same.

    Although, recently I said 'What's that face for?!' to which he replied 'My 'come' face...' which made me crease up laughing.

    I'm such a goon!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    well i wouldnt call it foreplay, but me and this guy were going at it last night and then all of a sudden we started talking about david bowie's tight leggings in labyrinth :D lol no doubt he saw the poster on my wall and got a bit jealous!! that was random..
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    well i wouldnt call it foreplay, but me and this guy were going at it last night and then all of a sudden we started talking about david bowie's tight leggings in labyrinth :D lol no doubt he saw the poster on my wall and got a bit jealous!! that was random..
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    When i have sex I hear them pray.

    "Oh God... Ohh God!"

    Never gets past the first line though.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    When I lost my virginity, there was a music channel on TV, and to take my mind off the pain, I was singing along...to "Stacy's Mom"...

    >.<
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Franki wrote:
    When I lost my virginity, there was a music channel on TV, and to take my mind off the pain, I was singing along...to "Stacy's Mom"...

    >.<

    Ahahahahahaha. I'm sorry but that is class :D
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Rachael wrote:
    Ahahahahahaha. I'm sorry but that is class :D
    I'm glad you find it amusing ;p.

    I was singing to Metallica and Lostprophets as well, like...
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Once I had sex to 'you make me sick' by pink. Thats the crappest memory I can think of :blush:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Rachael wrote:
    Once I had sex to 'you make me sick' by pink. Thats the crappest memory I can think of :blush:
    Not quite "Stacy's Mom" though really ;p.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    No I suppose not. What was that song with Britney, Christina etc?
  • JsTJsT TheSite Graduate Posts: 18,265 Incredible Poster
    Franki wrote:
    When I lost my virginity, there was a music channel on TV, and to take my mind off the pain, I was singing along...to "Stacy's Mom"...

    >.<
    Weirdo :|
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Rachael wrote:
    No I suppose not. What was that song with Britney, Christina etc?
    Er....I think I know which one you're talking about, the one with Madonna?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    JsT wrote:
    Weirdo :|
    Shut up ;(.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Oooo yeah! Its 'I wanna do it with madonna' by the androids.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Rachael wrote:
    Oooo yeah! Its 'I wanna do it with madonna' by the androids.
    Yer.

    That was such an annoying song :|.
  • JsTJsT TheSite Graduate Posts: 18,265 Incredible Poster
    Franki wrote:
    Shut up ;(.
    Soz, its just a odd story :(
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    JsT wrote:
    Soz, its just a odd story :(
    I know.

    Worst memory I have actually...*shudders*. I wish that night had never happened, like ;(.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    well i wouldnt call it foreplay, but me and this guy were going at it last night and then all of a sudden we started talking about david bowie's tight leggings in labyrinth :D lol no doubt he saw the poster on my wall and got a bit jealous!! that was random..
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ooops crappy internet. posted my message twice. sorry bout that!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    soraliah wrote:
    ooops crappy internet. posted my message twice. sorry bout that!
    Three times actually ;p.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Today we hit an all time high by having a discussion about football goal widths and we couldn't work out how wide they are.

    To put your mind at rest, an association football goal is eight yards wide, and eight feet high:p
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i think the wierdest thing my boyfriend and i have talked about is what type of cheese is the best, i can't remember all of or conversations though, we tend to talk a lot during foreplay
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    that couple on love actually who are always filming sex scenes just chatting away comes to mind...
    the only thing thats sent me into giggles before was when tongue kissing a guy and he gently nibbled my tongue but it made a funny farting noise cause he accidentally sucked on it a bit, so i got the giggles for a minute...
    i have much to experience yet so im afraid i don't have anything more interesting :(
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Anyone remember Alan Partridge bringing up the pedestrianisation of Norwich city centre during sex. :lol:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I've always been too busy getting my freak on to have conversatins during foreplay.
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