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When you miss the target!

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Ha ha ha, Hasnt happened to me but ive caught my gf in the eye with it once... i say once because i think if it happened again she would cut 'mr nudge' off
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :d
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    So far it has not happened to me or my boyfriend *touch wood* it will never happen.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Yes. Nearly blinded me but you just have to laff about it.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    That reminds me of the hairgel thing in There's Something About Mary!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Not happened to me so far, I would imagine that you and your partner would have a laugh about it in the following weeks/months though - it's just one of those things! Quite amusing really...

    Wouldn't want it to happen to me though as I wear contacts and tend to freak out even if I just get water in my eye, damned fool eh?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I recently learnt that the reason getting cum in your eye hurts so much is because the sperm cells have an enzyme designed to penetrate the outer shell of the egg... when they meet with an eye ball instead they can't tell the difference so the enzyme starts attacking your eyeball. Apparently.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Ouch! ^^^ That sounds quite scary! :(

    Luckily it's never happened to me nor the boyfriend yet! Hope not too considering what randomgirl just said! :eek:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Randomgirl wrote:
    I recently learnt that the reason getting cum in your eye hurts so much is because the sperm cells have an enzyme designed to penetrate the outer shell of the egg... when they meet with an eye ball instead they can't tell the difference so the enzyme starts attacking your eyeball. Apparently.

    Waits for - "Can I get pregnant if I get cum in my eye?!?"

    Cum is salty.... try putting salt water in your eye, does it hurt? Yes!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Naomi_UK wrote:
    Ouch! ^^^ That sounds quite scary! :(

    Luckily it's never happened to me nor the boyfriend yet! Hope not too considering what randomgirl just said! :eek:


    Never happenend to me, thank god. If what you said is true then that is scary.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Gussy Goose wrote:
    I'd just like clarification that im not the only gentleman that this has happened to! I was having a VERY enjoyable time with my beautiful girlfriend and in an attempt to prolong this enjoyment i pulled out.

    What about HER enjoyment? If you were just prolonging it for YOUR enjoyment, maybe you are less of a 'gentleman' and deserve to be blinded by flying semen ..... :yes:

    I'm joking by the way ...

    In this and your other post, you refer to your 'gorgeous' and 'beautiful' girlfriend. It sounds kinda like you are in a new relationship, huh? ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Yes, my eye went all puffy and half closed and also blood shot, was rather amusing but not too nice for me!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Lol!!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Gussy Goose wrote:
    LOL!! I meant OUR enjoyment really!! And surprisingly enough its not that much of a new relationship its been 6months and i've never been happier :-) Sickenning isnt it!!

    :yes::yuck: (i'd put a winking just kidding face here, but i think i've used too many faces already)

    Worst I got was the stuff hitting my forehead. I've always, without thinking about it, just close my eyes when its flying. Great reflexes.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    You know they make "spunk in my eye" porn films now where the money shot is the guy cummin into the girls open eye.

    Never happened to me, though when i read the thread title was expecting it to be a case of you pulled out and shoved it up her asshole by accident while attempting to put it back in. lol

    Good story though.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    subject13 wrote:
    You know they make "spunk in my eye" porn films now where the money shot is the guy cummin into the girls open eye.

    .

    Gross. Probaly watched by the same people who are into licking eyeballs :yuck:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Nash wrote:
    Waits for - "Can I get pregnant if I get cum in my eye?!?"

    Cum is salty.... try putting salt water in your eye, does it hurt? Yes!
    Until New Years eve I thought that the saltiness was the cause of eye pain but I went to a party where a guy asked me if I knew why if hurt so much (to which I responded that it was because it is salty) and then he told me all about the enzymes and stuff... I think he was doing biochemistry or something at uni.

    I've never had cum in my eye. Yet.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    My boyfriend did that to himself once. quite amusing.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    scarlettleeds wrote:
    was that his idea of a chat up line? "alright dahlin, you ever had spunk in your eye, i can tell you why it hurts?" :D
    No. First he asked me what my favourite vegetable is! And I was like :confused: to eat or to fuck?

    He was very stoned. His knowledge of man-custard did impress me though.

    But I have a boyfriend already :)
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