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Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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So, who would win in a fist fight - out of ALL the users of this stinking forum?
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    Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Posts: 13,332 Born on Earth, Raised by The Mix
    woo pointless topic.

    I vote for... Rolly!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I'd love to give lolliee/pink slippers a slap.

    And you actually.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Teh_Gerbil wrote:
    woo pointless topic.

    I vote for... Rolly!
    yeh he looks quite 'ard in his photos
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Yar well..I know loads of black ppl :yeees:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Basic Instinct wrote:
    I'd love to give lolliee/pink slippers a slap.
    oooo why?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    No, not 'black ppl'!

    I totally cross the street when I see them, because I'm so afraid.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    So you should. They'd fuck your little white arse in. In a non gay way.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Do they have GATS?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    lipsy wrote:
    oooo why?
    Coz shes a needs one :p
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    Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Posts: 13,332 Born on Earth, Raised by The Mix
    lipsy wrote:
    yeh he looks quite 'ard in his photos

    I am guessing he is. He is also entirley awesome.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    What does GATs mean?

    I have dyspaczia.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    It's STREET for .. er ... guns. Like the 'hoods' have. Y'now, the 'hood' - the one which contains the 'boyz' which are 'N' it.
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    Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Posts: 13,332 Born on Earth, Raised by The Mix
    Mr. Soft wrote:
    Do they have GATS?

    No, they have gattling guns, as they are always heavy gunners in games and films. Cos they look hard, innit.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Teh_Gerbil wrote:
    I am guessing he is. He is also entirley awesome.
    don't forget handsome ...inteligent ...kind ...generous ...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Oh like the GHETTO.

    I see. I was born in Hackney. I thought you had the right to know. I am gangsta.
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    Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Posts: 13,332 Born on Earth, Raised by The Mix
    morrocan roll wrote:
    don't forget handsome ...inteligent ...kind ...generous ...
    How could I?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    A GANGSTA? WITH AN 'A' AT THE END RATHER THAN AN 'ER'?


    Fuck, I'm out of my depth here, please don't ... er ... shiv me? (is that a 'prison' thing to do, shivving? They do that in 'the joint', yes?)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Shivving? What sort of word is that? Be you a northerner??

    No I would not 'shiv' you. You're my homie. I dont think anyone else likes you here. You dirty dirty troll. Respect.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    You callled me a Northerner. I'm now going to cry myself to sleep. HOW DARE YOU THINK I COULD BRING MYSELF TO VENTURE OUTSIDE THE M25?!

    Am I really your homie? I'm sorry, I'm not very 'street' - does that mean I am a gosh-darned cool dude? If so, well ... that's pretty gear!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Don't get MARDY like. I've been on the M25. Its a very satisfying place to be, very satisfying indeed.

    You're alright I suppose, despite your TROLLFULLNESS. You dirty fictional character. I am going to le bed now. I hear gun shots outside my window. Pray for me G.
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    Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Posts: 13,332 Born on Earth, Raised by The Mix
    yo yo lets go rob some mofos like innit! ard! getto!

    Or something.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    No, I shan't pray for you. But BYE BYE, I LOVE OOOOO.

    In an entirely gangsta with an 'a' at the end rather than an 'er' fashion.

    Er ... beeyatch.
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    JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
    I'd kick all your asses.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    JsT wrote:
    I'd kick all your asses.
    OH THAT'S IT, TIME TO THROW DOWN! I'MA START SAVING AND MAKING WISE INVESTMENTS, YOU WATCH YOUR ASS BECAUSE IN 10 TO 15 YEARS I'MA BE ABLE TO BUY A PLANE TICKET! THEN WE'LL SEE WHO'S WHO! :mad:



    ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    btw, I don't know if we're actualy taking this seriously but I am champ of a small local fight club. :yes:
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    JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
    AllAmericanRageJunky wrote:
    btw, I don't know if we're actualy taking this seriously but I am champ of a small local fight club. :yes:
    And I'm a near 20 stone 6' ex rugby player :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    JsT wrote:
    And I'm a near 20 stone 6' ex rugby player :p
    oh yeah? That's awsome. :) I play weak side flanker on my High School team.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    just dont try starting anything with me while im at work, cause you would all be creamed
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    AllAmericanRageJunky wrote:
    oh yeah? That's awsome. :) I play weak side flanker on my High School team.
    forgive me if i come off incredibly dumb now, but i didn't know americans played rugby

    i thought you just played american football, with all the padding etc. :blush:
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    SkiveSkive Posts: 15,286 Skive's The Limit
    morrocan roll wrote:
    don't forget handsome ...inteligent ...kind ...generous ...

    and geriatric :D

    ...and I'd spark you all out. You know it.
    Weekender Offender 
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