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Vote for your favourite Mail/Express front page of 2005

BillieTheBotBillieTheBot Posts: 8,721 Bot
in Politics & Debate
I just saw this on U75 and thought it must be shared with others.

There are so many gems to choose from it is difficult. I have my favourite though- one that combines pretty much everything the two rags are obsessed with... I'll reveal my vote later.

So, without further ado, I give you:

http://bigdaddymerk.co.uk/mailwatch/mwvote/
Beep boop. I'm a bot.
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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    What a vast choice, I had to go for this one too...I could almost feel the sheer outrage radiating out from the screen. :lol:

    (Although "Bombers are all Spongeing Asylum Seekers" is up there, too!)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I like number 21...but do we have to do it right now?! :chin:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    'BOMBERS ARE ALL SPONGING ASYLUM SEEKERS' has to be the winner, I really wasn't sure if that one was a joke or not the first time I saw it...........
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    As you have probably guessed 13 was my vote too. A true piece of art.

    I'm very puzzled by the '32 men die of child porn shame' though. WTF does that mean? :confused:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I chose number 14 myself.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Aladdin wrote:
    As you have probably guessed 13 was my vote too. A true piece of art.I'm very puzzled by the '32 men die of child porn shame' though. WTF does that mean? :confused:
    I think you secretly have a Daily Mail/Daily Express fetish. :p
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I chose 13 - poor Santa.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    quarfly wrote:
    I chose 13 - poor Santa.
    same here
  • Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Posts: 13,332 Born on Earth, Raised by The Mix
    I chose "Bombers are all sponging assylum seekers." Made me chuckle.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    number 17. it's beautiful.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    went for number 6. Terrorists and Asylum seekers in the same sentance.
    Plus something about Diana.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    After reading the title of number 8, I'm not sure I want to vote for one, seeing as you have to tick a box!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Reading that mail watch site, I now hate that rag more so. WHY DO THE PEOPLE OF THE UK EVEN BUY IT?!
  • Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Posts: 13,332 Born on Earth, Raised by The Mix
    Because people actually AGREE with it, it seems. Keep the populance doped u[p with hyped up bullshit stories... and they'll keep coming back for more.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    The poll is closed. :(

    But I'm sure I can make my own up... Keeping to the theme of "dirty -insert ethnic group here-" or "we're all gonna die".
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    And if you can't make your own ones up, there's always this

    It was a funny poll though, shame you missed it. There were some true gems in there, though I must say the Express has surpassed even the mighty Daily Mail and now can boast of having the 'best' front pages in the land.

    "What Would Diana Say?"

    Indeed :D
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    "Could lesbiens tax your daughter?"

    :lol:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    COULD GYPSIES INFECT THE COUNTRYSIDE WITH AIDS?

    DOES BRIAN PADDICK IMPREGNATE FARMERS?

    :lol:

    I'm sure Slippy is salivating at those headlines already....
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    scarlettleeds wrote:
    it's just too good. COULD GAYS HURT THE ELDERLY?
    Don't tempt them, that'll probably appear Monday morning now. :(:p
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Will Cherie Blair Strip The Elderly Of All Dignity?
    Does Feminism Hurt The Memory Of Diana?
    Will The Left Defraud The Memory Of Diana?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    DO ASYLUM SEEKERS RIP OFF THE MIDDLE CLASS?
    COULD GREENPEACE LEAD CLIFF RICHARD ASTRAY?

    And the best by far, which for some reason made me smile:

    COULD LESBIANS LEAD YOUR DAUGHTERS ASTRAY?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    freeallangels19 wrote:
    COULD LESBIANS LEAD YOUR DAUGHTERS ASTRAY?

    Only if they're very, very lucky ;)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Could lesbian terrorists lead Diana astray?
  • Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Posts: 13,332 Born on Earth, Raised by The Mix
    Knee High Stripy Socks wrote:
    Could lesbian terrorists lead Diana astray?

    They probably did that often.
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