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Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I'm quite happy with a Justin Timberlake to Will Young personally.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    haha FREAK
  • BunnieBunnie Posts: 6,099 Master Poster
    omg! im hoping they dont actually know the size of jude law!! id be devastated if that was true :(
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Bunny_0_ wrote:
    omg! im hoping they dont actually know the size of jude law!! id be devastated if that was true :(

    Didn't you see those pictures of him naked a while back? He's nothing to write home about. :p

    Think I'll give that program a miss!
  • BunnieBunnie Posts: 6,099 Master Poster
    briggi wrote:
    Didn't you see those pictures of him naked a while back? He's nothing to write home about. :p

    Think I'll give that program a miss!
    nooo! when was that? and what planet have i been living on?!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    "On the right we show you how some famous fellas measure up to Jonah."

    jude law - 2 inches raflmao
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    poor jude :(
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Imagine getting manslapped by THAT beast!

    Poor guy.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    briggi wrote:
    Didn't you see those pictures of him naked a while back? He's nothing to write home about. :p

    Think I'll give that program a miss!
    yes but thats when he was soft.
  • SkiveSkive Posts: 15,282 Skive's The Limit
    Who want's one that big, seriously?

    Everytime you sat down for a shit it would hit the porcelain. :yuck:
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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Skive wrote:
    Who want's one that big, seriously?

    Everytime you sat down for a shit it would hit the porcelain. :yuck:
    LMAO.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    oddly enough i had a dream last night about a man with at 14 inch penis running around chasing me. :eek2: dont know where that came from

    you are just funny
    Jonah lost his virginity aged ten to a curious 18-year-old
    and whoever took his virginity was a bit twisted i guess
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    In one word NO.

    God I would be walking like John Wayne for weeks.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Who would want to fuck a guy with such a big dick really?
    lol even the promise of such a whopper doesnt make that guy any more attractive.
    George Clooney or Will young on the other hand - nice faces and nice sizes ;)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    he's slept with men, too. imagine that up your... :eek: :o
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    he's slept with men, too. imagine that up your... :eek: :o

    Heeeellllooooo (sorry the first thing that came to mind was when the dog in Dr Dolittle had the thermometer poked up his.....)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    isn't a thermometer a bit different to a 13.5 inch cock?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Very true it is, what can I say my mind works in strange way.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    wait
    isn't a girls uterous like.. only 8 inches in? wouldnt that be painful having another 5 1/2 inches up there pushing it?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Thats just sounds really really painful! :nervous:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    For wheoever hasn't seen the Jude Law picture - here it is. (ETA - I pasted the link but it didn't work, so have attached it)

    As for that guy with the enormous cock - I wouldn't care, but he's moaning about not getting a gf - I bet all he can talk about is his manhood.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    For wheoever hasn't seen the Jude Law picture - here it is. (ETA - I pasted the link but it didn't work, so have attached it)

    As for that guy with the enormous cock - I wouldn't care, but he's moaning about not getting a gf - I bet all he can talk about is his manhood.
    I thought they were talking about erect penis size. Who cares what size it is when its asleep?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    he can't mind it that much if he's letting a newspaper do a story on him, and he's wearing tight trousers!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    For wheoever hasn't seen the Jude Law picture - here it is. (ETA - I pasted the link but it didn't work, so have attached it)

    As for that guy with the enormous cock - I wouldn't care, but he's moaning about not getting a gf - I bet all he can talk about is his manhood.

    that picture makes me feel ill !
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ouch
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    hang on, the way everyone was talking about that jude law pic I thought it was meant to be a thimble and it clearly isnt
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Maybe the guy in the article hasn't had a steady girlfriend because hes jobless and lives with his mother. Who would have thought that could be a factor :chin:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    And do relationships start with sex? Is he so well-known that all the girls know about him? How could they know his size before they start the relationship?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Suddenly, I'm very happy with what I have. :D
    And how does The Sun know the penis sizes of those guys?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    quarfly wrote:
    And do relationships start with sex?

    Yes they do. ;)
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