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I got fanmail

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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Off Monocrat, ohh joy!

Apparently I finger girl's pussies andwear glasses because I'm a nerd. :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    That was about the most valuable 12 seconds of my life :(
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I'm a nerd. Does this mean I finger girls' pussies too? :confused: Maybe I should start going to bed again and leave the studying for another day...
    Doesn't monocrap have other hobbies?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    dear lord, i cannot believe monocrat is still around. They really must have an unfulfilled life.
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    JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
    Moronocrat is a top class cunt. Ignore the little cunt.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    scytherchick wrote:
    I'm a nerd. Does this mean I finger girls' pussies too? :confused: Maybe I should start going to bed again and leave the studying for another day...
    Doesn't monocrap have other hobbies?
    What, when he isn't in school?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :eek: He still goes to school? Tsk. What are taxpayers money going towards?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    it's a kid?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    scytherchick wrote:
    :eek: He still goes to school? Tsk. What are taxpayers money going towards?
    taxes are theft!!!!!!!!!


    dont you REALISE what do you THINK!!!!
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    Dr PirateDr Pirate Posts: 8,303 Legendary Poster
    I wish I could get some fanmail :(
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Dr Pirate wrote:
    I wish I could get some fanmail :(
    Aww I'm sure Luke loves you just as much.

    He's just Emailing me to congratulate me on my success with his mother. ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    dear Dr Pirate

    you are teh win

    from replicant
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    Dr PirateDr Pirate Posts: 8,303 Legendary Poster
    1337 post ;d
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Dr Pirate wrote:
    1337 post ;d

    better than nothing though :p
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    Dr PirateDr Pirate Posts: 8,303 Legendary Poster
    Replicant wrote:
    better than nothing though :p
    no I mean it was your 1,337th post :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Dr Pirate wrote:
    no I mean it was your 1,337th post :p


    ooh I missed it!

    *does special 1337 post dance*

    hey, that makes your fan letter even specialer ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Fan mail? You lucky thing. It's really imaginitive as well, glasses+fingering pussy = nerd.
    Yep.

    Don't worry about it, everyone knows monocrat is a twat and you've named and shamed him on here. Good for you.
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    Dr PirateDr Pirate Posts: 8,303 Legendary Poster
    I still want some real fan mail, from a girl who's strangley attractive if possible :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Fan mail or stalker mail?
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    Dr PirateDr Pirate Posts: 8,303 Legendary Poster
    Either will do sweetheart ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Dr Pirate wrote:
    Either will do sweetheart ;)
    :p

    To Dr Pirate
    You are great and all, and

    I'm going to follow you, I'm watching your house, I can see you...

    Yarr me hearty!

    Lots of love from KHSS, your Number One Fan x x xx

    2-in-1 mail!
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    Dr PirateDr Pirate Posts: 8,303 Legendary Poster
    aha, I was thinking more of a PM :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :lol:

    that's great
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Yarr. Check your inbox. Oo-arr.

    Wait, is Oo-arr pirate or farmer speak?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    pirate farmer perhaps?
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    Dr PirateDr Pirate Posts: 8,303 Legendary Poster
    Yarr = Pirate
    Oo-Arr = Farmer
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Oo-yarr = farmer/pirate love child
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    Dr PirateDr Pirate Posts: 8,303 Legendary Poster
    Knee High Stripy Socks wrote:
    Oo-yarr = farmer/pirate love child
    Please say you're a farmer ;[
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I love mail like that. Mainly because they actually think they're offending you. It's really funny actually, just how stupid some people can be!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I can be a farmer if you get me a farmer hat.

    Are you saying you want my farmer-children?
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    Dr PirateDr Pirate Posts: 8,303 Legendary Poster
    Knee High Stripy Socks wrote:
    I can be a farmer if you get me a farmer hat.

    Are you saying you want my farmer-children?
    yes ;[
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