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When will you die?

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Friday, May 10, 2058 apparently.
    Although I feel if I sat watching that stupid countdown clock they've got there i'd die a lot quicker.

    My personal prediction though, I'll fall over a badger in a jumpsuit and just so happen to be killed by a blow to the head by a lethal, full can of oranjeboom lobbed at me by a local pikey, in 10 years time.

    I have no idea where the above came from. Just felt like posting something random.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Is you calling me a pikey?

    R u disrespektin mi familie?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    January 7th 2006.

    ok
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    koe_182 wrote:
    January 7th 2006.

    ok

    Well there is not much more to say other then, its been good knowing you.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Sunday, October 19, 2031

    that'd make me 49...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Saturday, June 21, 2070 - I will be 87! Not bad!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    2083 sometime.

    I dont want to be JUST 3 years off 100 years :(
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Load of shite, anyone or everyone could die tomorrow so let's all go mad!
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    Dr PirateDr Pirate Posts: 8,303 Legendary Poster
    Sunday, January 29, 2040
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Tuesday, March 10, 2076
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    Dr PirateDr Pirate Posts: 8,303 Legendary Poster
    Jesus... i'll be 52 =\
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    monday 6th of february 2006

    so, who's still coming to the meet?
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    Dr PirateDr Pirate Posts: 8,303 Legendary Poster
    yep, so I can continue drinking myself into an early grave.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    That thing is stupid.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    god damnit. I'm already dead. this thread sucks. :(
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    AllAmericanRageJunky wrote:
    That thing is stupid.

    Does anyone take it seriously anyway?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    April 12, 2072
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Monday, February 3, 2076

    93!

    :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Zalbor wrote:
    I just got the idea for one more pessimistic sci-fi story... In the future, the planet is overpopulated and to ease the problem, governments have decided that the time people die will be decided at birth. Everyone who hasn't died at a certain age will be executed...

    Been done I'm afraid;)

    Logan's Run I think it was, but I'm not certain.

    I'm going to die in 30 years. Because I'm a bit portly and am a bit pessimistic. How stupid.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    when i changed mine from normal to optimistic it went up about 20 years
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Sadistic=Friday, March 31, 2023
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    If I am a 20 1/2 yr old female who is grosly obese, sadistic smoker I will live until Sept 2018. However if I am a 20 1/2 male who is grossly obese sadistic smoker I've only got until April 2018
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    quarfly wrote:
    Does anyone take it seriously anyway?

    you mean i'm not going to live to 103?

    :crying:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    kaffrin wrote:
    you mean i'm not going to live to 103?

    :crying:
    Of course you are, don't listen to the mean little boy ;p.

    I'm still dying youngest though...WOOPAH.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Franki wrote:
    I'm still dying youngest though...WOOPAH.


    only cause you had it set to 'sadistic'.

    choose 'optimistic' and hit the button a few times until you find a date that pleases you.

    that's what i did. very scientific method :)
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    Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Posts: 16,688 Skive's The Limit
    Kermit wrote:
    Been done I'm afraid;)

    Logan's Run I think it was, but I'm not certain.
    Hm, I've heard that title. No idea what it was about though.
    Maybe I'll check it...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    kaffrin wrote:
    only cause you had it set to 'sadistic'.

    choose 'optimistic' and hit the button a few times until you find a date that pleases you.

    that's what i did. very scientific method :)
    Haha! But it was only 9 years later than Manda's experiment, and I said I was a thin non-smoker ;(.

    I really don't get why sadism makes you live shorter though...
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    Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Posts: 16,688 Skive's The Limit
    Franki wrote:
    I really don't get why sadism makes you live shorter though...
    Vengeful victims? :chin:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Zalbor wrote:
    Vengeful victims? :chin:
    Haha! That's what I thought lol!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Im gonna die 5th January 2041, ill only be 57
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