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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :eek2:

    This has to be a joke, right?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    hahahahahhahahahhhhhhhahahaha
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    "When getting whateva points from a girl the "POINTS SYSTEM" cant be mentioned"

    Only an idiot would need that one explained!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    your-babe wrote:
    Dunno, but I nearly wet myself laughin when i was reading about the point scoring lol
    It's hilarious reading through it, can you imagine all these people meeting up and thinking "Yeah I'm gonna score me 11 points tonight lads!".

    The guestbook looks amusing, the last post being:
    I cant believe I was used for this immature and puerile site - steve you're a prick.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    "we all have something in common (Apart from big dongz and da love of drink!)"

    lmfao, i nearly cried :lol:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    btw how on earth did you find this?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ok then...
  • Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Posts: 13,332 Born on Earth, Raised by The Mix
    How... sad... rare... and plain suck.
  • Dr PirateDr Pirate Posts: 8,303 Legendary Poster
    Read my comment in guestbook <3
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    We had a "points" competition when I was at school. The points were as follows (the expressions are those we used at the time)

    3 Snog
    4 Tit up
    5 Gettin' fingered
    6 Toss off
    7 Licked out
    8 Blow job
    9 Sex
    10 Sixty-nine

    The rules were that each activity could only count once per bloke you did it with.

    Incase anyone wondered why for each level the girl getting it done to comes lower in points (i.e. getting "licked out" is worth fewer points than a blow job) it was because we thought we really ought to receive before we give (we thought we were feminists at the time)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    awwww brilliant. I think I should start a system with my gals.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    FilthyChav wrote:
    awwww brilliant. I think I should start a system with my gals.
    :no: It's a stupid thing to do.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Would be better if it was actually in English...
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    My best friend and I have a points system. 1 point for a guy chatting us up, and 5 points for pulling. Makes for a good laugh on nights out. (My best mate's a gay guy).
  • Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Posts: 13,332 Born on Earth, Raised by The Mix
    the best has to be the guy named... long dong silver.

    :lol::lol::lol:

    Especially as he has... nil points!
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