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Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
I wonder who shall look at this thread. Either way, I'm drunk, my mother is coming down tomorrow, I'm having my very first surgery the day after, I just got in a fight with my fiancee, i'll be going to work in 8 hours and probably need company then. So hello.

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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    my_name wrote:
    So hello.

    Hello.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    quarfly wrote:
    Hello.

    Thanks. I was wondering there whether I had spelled hello right or not. It doenst' look right when I do it.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    my_name wrote:
    I was wondering there whether I had spelled hello right or not. It doenst' look right when I do it.

    Someone's been drinking a lot :p. Spelling doesn't matter that much anyway.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    quarfly wrote:
    Someone's been drinking a lot :p. Spelling doesn't matter that much anyway.

    Hunny, I havnt had nearly enough. The only thing keeping me from is work in a few hours. And the fact that I alcoholy vomit so loudly I would totally wake the man and god forbie as he must wake an hour and half before I.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I would have another. But my boss, the "executive director" the head honcho, her sister just had both her feet amputated as shes a diabetic suffering severe complications. Calling in and saying "oh I feel sick because I'm under so much stress because they are going to cut a centermeter into my toe" probably won't cut it.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Hi there :wave:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Haha I looked!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    me too! hehe I thought I'd clicked on 'sex' not 'anything goes'!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Oh your both so naughty. Looking :no:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :o
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    was gonna say alco but 6am to us is like 1am to you.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    turlough wrote:
    was gonna say alco but 6am to us is like 1am to you.

    Never 6am. But 9am... ;)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Your toe will be fine :)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Tweety wrote:
    Your toe will be fine :)

    Actually 4 of them ;) But thanks! *feels up*
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    my_name wrote:
    Actually 4 of them ;) But thanks! *feels up*


    Are you having partical nail removal? If so i had that & it will be ok :)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Tweety wrote:
    Are you having partical nail removal? If so i had that & it will be ok :)

    partial bone removal actually :phttp://www.foot.com/info/cond_mallet_toes.jsp Gross :p
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I was wild drunk last night, ended up in a small room with about 20 people hotboxing the place out, didn't end up in bed till 7 this morning and had one of the worst hangovers earlier today, it's all good as i'm heading out tonight again.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I really should have titled this thing differently. Its a little ackward when your looking at something titled anal sex and coworkers walk by.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    this should be in the sex forum....
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Ouch :( hope you are ok soon.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Mist wrote:
    this should be in the sex forum....
    Why? It's not actually about sex.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Randomgirl wrote:
    Why? It's not actually about sex.

    Yes, I was making a joke there. sigh.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Its weird, I had no idea what kind of pain to expect. So sometimes I think that it hurts alot less than it should, but at the same time more. I can't explain it. I have these pins sticking out of my toes that are just a tiny bit thinner than a tongue ring bar. Then it is so long out that its curled around with a rubber thing on it so it doesn't poke me twice :p
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