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I know I'm drunk when...

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
Finish the sentence!! This is probably hte wrong forum. hmm.

I know I'm drunk when I'm in a club and I go to the loo and dance in the toilet. In the cubicle by myself not in front of everyone. And not for ages. Just a lil shimmy. Am I the only girl who does this? Am I a complete weirdo? There must be another girl who does this out there and I'm determinded to find out!

Go kids.
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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ...when I'm still awake at twenty to five.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Kentish wrote:
    ...when I'm still awake at twenty to five.

    Work work work bloody work... a quarter to 6 here... sigh


    I know I'm drunk when I can't see the time on my watch properly...
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Kentish wrote:
    ...when I'm still awake at twenty to five.

    Yeah. That one too. Although I just got in and I drank loads of red bull (eeeevil) and I'm in great pain and I can't sleep.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I know I'm drunk when...

    I've run out of time(3 minutes per message) on my friends answerphone three times, and I've no idea why I phoned them, or what I've said...
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ...I find myself hanging upside down, with 20 beer bottles on the ceiling of my car, in a ditch on the side of the road, and I am try to be cool while saying "what seems to be the trouble officer?"
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Finish the sentence!! This is probably hte wrong forum. hmm.

    I know I'm drunk when I'm in a club and I go to the loo and dance in the toilet. In the cubicle by myself not in front of everyone. And not for ages. Just a lil shimmy. Am I the only girl who does this? Am I a complete weirdo? There must be another girl who does this out there and I'm determinded to find out!

    Go kids.

    I've done the dancing in the cubicle thing. :blush:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Little_one wrote:
    I've done the dancing in the cubicle thing. :blush:
    me too! :yes:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I walk from Heywood to the edge of Bolton. That won't make sense to many people :p
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ... when I know I've passed my limit, but still buy another one. :banghead:

    ... when I kiss my boss

    ... and when I can't stand straight when I get up at noon the next day. :crazyeyes


    I love the office xmas party. I wonder how fun this years is going to be:chin:. Roll on Saturday :D
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Doofay wrote:
    I walk from Heywood to the edge of Bolton. That won't make sense to many people :p
    where is Kala's kebab house?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    When I tell people I want to make babies with them.

    When I start talking to people about how big their penis may be based on their physique.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    when my labret piercing goes numb :yes:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I know I'm drunk when the bouncers come over to tell me to stop almost knocking people out when I'm dancing. ;)

    I love dancing like a nob.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    When the words 'lets go to the kebab shop' sound like an invitation for sex

    When I start demonstrating correct rowing technique in the middle of a pub

    When there's massive gaps in my memory of the night before.

    When I think it's an excellent idea to walk home to Tooting from Borough.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I know I'm drunk when...


    ...the Bigg Market seems like a good idea.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    im suddenly really happy and giggly.....and when im singing loudly along to bohemian rhapsody with druken adults
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ... and when I start "dancing" where people can see me :no:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    When I have an overwhelming desire to sing Chesney Hawkes 'The One and Only' at the top of my voice...
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    When I decide that going to my friends house on the other side of town, just to walk all the way back across town again to get to my own home at three in the morning, is a good Idea. And getting in at five or six when my mum is waking up for work is the best idea in the world... Until the next morning.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Finish the sentence!! This is probably hte wrong forum. hmm.

    I know I'm drunk when I'm in a club and I go to the loo and dance in the toilet. In the cubicle by myself not in front of everyone. And not for ages. Just a lil shimmy. Am I the only girl who does this? Am I a complete weirdo? There must be another girl who does this out there and I'm determinded to find out!

    Go kids.

    i DO IT TOO!! :yes: in fact, i did it last night!!! i dont know why i do it though ;) just get an urge

    but yeah, i know when im drunk when i start talking!!! ill go up to anyone and everyone and just blab blab blab ;) when im sober im very quiet and would never approach anyone like that. i also get very giggly :) and im some cases i cry...

    like last night in fact :blush: i ended up sitting in a toilet cubicle crying my eyes out because of something reeally stupid. oh well
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I start talking gangster and calling everyone motherfucka. :blush: :chin:
  • Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Posts: 13,332 Born on Earth, Raised by The Mix
    ... and when I start "dancing" where people can see me :no:
    And when you think you are doing it well.

    Also, when I am sure that everyone will think I look quite sober. Even when I dance around a lampost.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    *hen im dancing and then i keep realising my eyes are closed.

    *when i get into a 15 min wee cycle

    *when i think people are staring at me dancing cos im dancing so sexily not cos im dancing like a freak

    *when we decide to walk to my mates house (2miles) from town to get a taxi from there when i live in a town center flat

    *when a deep pan stuffed crust meat feast pizza seems like a good idea at 4am
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    soraliah wrote:
    i DO IT TOO!! :yes: in fact, i did it last night!!! i dont know why i do it though ;) just get an urge

    haha I'm so glad I'm not the only one.

    I know I'm drunk when I post threads on thesite at stupid o clock in the morning spelling the word 'the' wrong. Whoops :blush:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Doofay wrote:
    I walk from Heywood to the edge of Bolton. That won't make sense to many people :p

    Fuffy you plonker. whyyyy! Thats like my friend who decided to walk home from 42nd Street to her house in Prestwich...on her own. silly sausage.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    When I start to steal other people's pints because I've no money left to buy more.
  • Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Posts: 16,688 Skive's The Limit
    dr_carter wrote:
    When I start demonstrating correct rowing technique in the middle of a pub
    That's something I could do... And I don't drink. :p
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    when i spill a drink and lick it off the table. :(
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Zalbor wrote:
    That's something I could do... And I don't drink. :p

    It really is worrying though - I just randomly start coaching for no apparent reason!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I know I'm drunk when...

    I start demanding to know where the after party is and telling people that I'd soo be invited if they "knew who I was".
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