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Quiet tonight...

Its been relatively quiet around here tonight, and unlike normal there isn't lots of silly stuff to amuse me :(
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    *Silly and amusing*

    What do you call people who are afraid of Father Christmas?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Santaphobics?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Santaphobics? I honestly have no idea.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Santaphobics? I honestly have no idea.

    beat ya to it :P
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Claus-trophobic. :D

    What do Santa's elves learn at school?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I dont know
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Eul Grepus wrote:
    beat ya to it :P

    :( We were both wrong though.

    And santas elves learn elvish at school?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Oh god I swear I know this one...these are penguin wrapper quality!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Rich-E wrote:
    Oh god I swear I know this one...these are penguin wrapper quality!
    :thumb:

    The Elfabet.

    What's special about the Elfabet?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Rich-E wrote:
    Oh god I swear I know this one...these are penguin wrapper quality!

    Ooh, like why did the sand blush? Because the sea weed... type thing?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Kentish wrote:
    :thumb:

    The Elfabet.

    What's special about the Elfabet?

    Only has little letters?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Eul Grepus wrote:
    Only has little letters?
    There's NO EL.

    I'm loving this. Your turn...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    likes gardening and hes rich like some website on another thread explains.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Don't know, give up.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    So he can Hoe Hoe Hoe!!!

    How to spanish sheep say merry christmas?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Eul Grepus wrote:
    So he can Hoe Hoe Hoe!!!

    How to spanish sheep say merry christmas?

    *groans* that was terrible!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Hola, Happy Chrithmath?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Fleece Navidad!

    Last one: Why was santa's little helper so depressed?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Eul Grepus wrote:
    So he can Hoe Hoe Hoe!!!

    How to spanish sheep say merry christmas?

    'Christmas Alegre' err did i read the wrong one off google?
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