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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Hat's like that don't suit me, but I want one though.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    *has one*
    Kermit are you going to explain why Mary is 14?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Rich-E wrote:
    Sheep are innocent, regardless of shape or form!

    Baaaaa!

    What about when they are making baby sheep? That aint so innocent!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    *has one*
    Kermit are you going to explain why Mary is 14?

    Have done already.

    Theologians reckon she was about 14 when she gave birth to Jesus.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    What about when they are making baby sheep? That aint so innocent!

    Only if they are married. :p
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    What about when they are making baby sheep? That aint so innocent!
    Ahhh, there's always a hidden side to sheep under that cute fluffy exterior ;)

    Baaaaaaaa
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Rich-E wrote:
    Ahhh, there's always a hidden side to sheep under that cute fluffy exterior ;)

    Baaaaaaaa

    See, I know the truth ;)

    *glows angelicly*
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Kermit wrote:
    Have done already.

    Theologians reckon she was about 14 when she gave birth to Jesus.
    Oh ok.

    I don't know why people complain about underage sex etc today - if Mary was 14, Juliet was 13 etc...!)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I don't know why people complain about underage sex etc today - if Mary was 14, Juliet was 13 etc...!)

    in those days you'd only expect to live to 40 so you had to get going while you could.

    :yes:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    heh, yeah I forgot about that!
    So how're you doing God?
  • Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Posts: 13,332 Born on Earth, Raised by The Mix
    What about when they are making baby sheep? That aint so innocent!

    Well... in that case, I am still innocent! Anyone want to make some baby sheep though? :flirt: Lambs are cute!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    heh, yeah I forgot about that!
    So how're you doing God?

    slightly annoyed.

    anyone fancy a plague?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Teh_Gerbil wrote:
    Well... in that case, I am still innocent! Anyone want to make some baby sheep though? :flirt: Lambs are cute!

    Are you a married sheep? You will lose your innocence otherwise...
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    kaffrin wrote:
    slightly annoyed.

    anyone fancy a plague?
    Anything apart from locusts and insects, they get in my wool and make me itchy. And that just won't do.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    kaffrin wrote:
    slightly annoyed.

    anyone fancy a plague?
    Oooooooh plague :hyper:.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    death of all the first born sons in the land?

    oops, sorry jesus.

    wait, is anyone jesus?
  • Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Posts: 13,332 Born on Earth, Raised by The Mix
    Are you a married sheep? You will lose your innocence otherwise...

    I am quite willing to lose that. :naughty:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Stop sodomising sheep! What would Baby Jee say?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    kaffrin wrote:
    death of all the first born sons in the land?

    oops, sorry jesus.

    wait, is anyone jesus?
    Mini-GV and Mini-Tink are both Jesus.

    But Jesus can be exempt from the plague, being the son of you and all that malarkey.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Franki wrote:
    Mini-GV and Mini-Tink are both Jesus.

    But Jesus can be exempt from the plague, being the son of you and all that malarkey.

    :no: Even God can't play favourites.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Franki wrote:
    But Jesus can be exempt from the plague, being the son of you and all that malarkey.

    i told you i had nothing to do with that.

    ¬_¬
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :no: Even God can't play favourites.
    Yes he can, he did it at the time ;(. They can paint lamb's blood on the stable door.

    Now, where's that lamb...
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Jesus avoided it by hiding. Most first-born sons were killed by herod.

    Goodness, don't ANY of you know the nativity?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i think we've taken a wee jump back into the old testament now.... :chin:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    kaffrin wrote:
    i told you i had nothing to do with that.

    ¬_¬
    Whatever, God. Don't lie.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Kermit wrote:
    Jesus avoided it by hiding. Most first-born sons were killed by herod.

    Goodness, don't ANY of you know the nativity?
    i don't think anyone has done it since primary school
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    kaffrin wrote:
    i think we've taken a wee jump back into the old testament now.... :chin:
    Yer, we have. What with the plague. We aren't talking about HEROD killing first-borns, Kermit, you silly man.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    kaffrin wrote:
    slightly annoyed.

    anyone fancy a plague?
    Frogs, locusts or otherwise?

    It's like 'I'm a Celebrity...'
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Franki wrote:
    Whatever, God. Don't lie.


    god doesn't lie. i am testing your faith.

    hey, isn't that a badger with a gun?


    *runs*
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    kaffrin wrote:
    god doesn't lie. i am testing your faith.

    hey, isn't that a badger with a gun?


    *runs*
    You are clearly a corrupt God.
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