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Audience, take your seats!

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
in General Chat
The cast have been sent their scripts! So sit back and wait for the show to start.
Kaffrin, if you please ...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    You need a better prompter for a start, my loves :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    hehe I don't think many of my cast are online at the moment! we'll have to wait till tonight!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Shall I write a musical interlude for the orchestra on your behalf?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I won't be here much longer today so I will say this in advance

    Ox: Mooooooooo

    Feel free to cut and paste

    Actually, do ox's moo?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i was up all last night building this I hope its okay.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Rachael wrote:
    i was up all last night building this I hope its okay.
    Hmmm I don't know what you're playing at with that, the sheep are not amused with the cat flap on that stable, we can't fit through there!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Hey I tried my best. You're a sheep so be happy with what you've got :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Rich-E wrote:
    Hmmm I don't know what you're playing at with that, the sheep are not amused with the cat flap on that stable, we can't fit through there!

    the ox wants an ensuite, although he's willing to compromise and go where he stands as long as he gets a beauty technician.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Rachael wrote:
    Hey I tried my best. You're a sheep so be happy with what you've got :p
    Pfft you'll be hearing from my agent!
    leese wrote:
    the ox wants an ensuite, although he's willing to compromise and go where he stands as long as he gets a beauty technician.
    Animal rights, make sure you're treated properly!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Tell the ox he's taking liberties. I've never had this sort of problem with Oprah.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    *ox snorts, throws mink wrap over shoulder and storms off to its trailer*
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    oxburger2ic.jpg
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    *ox says he does not give into idle threats, then looks at the picture again, runs to rachael's side and complains no more for duration of the performance*
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Rachael wrote:
    oxburger2ic.jpg
    My god you're mean. :eek2:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Dunno if I'll be around now so here is my part (I'm the Angel Gabrielle btw):

    *cough*

    'Mary and Joseph, I come with a message from God. You are to be parents of Gods child'

    *cue amazement*

    *bows*
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    How was I supposed to know he didnt like fast food? :yum:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    huh?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    KaffGod still proving that she is having too much of a grandma moment to use a mobile, and opts for AngelCom.

    "ur 2 b prnts of gds chld m8"

    Product placement moment!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    *donkey noise*
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I washing and scrubbing, washin and scrubbing my socks. La La La. Waiting for the miracle to happen, while I wash my socks, but I guess it's not yet night-time. Oh how I like to wash socks.

    xx
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    "moo"
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    "baaaaaaaaaaaa"
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    *oohs and aahs in an angelic manner*

    This isn't going too well :p.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    And then the bright star shown brightly down onto the sexy asses ass...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    This is so cool to watch! Who cares if it's not in order? Act people!
    *sits back with popcorn*

    GWST your acting is brilliant *applauds*
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    *washes socks, sings, & then takes nicebutdim23 and gives her to jesus as a present*

    *takes Teh_Gerbil, Rolly, and Rich-E along for the ride , so they don't get eaten by wolves* :crying:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    my_name wrote:
    And then the bright star shown brightly down onto the sexy asses ass...
    You've got me thinking about sexy asses now. dammit!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Camel nuber one walks on, gets stage fright and end up geting tangled in the curtains
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    - Hello, Reception
    - No sorry, we're fully booked. Very popular time of year I'm afraid with Herod and his registration malarky.
    - I'm afraid the nearest we've got is January 5th. Would you like to make a reservation?
    - Well, you can try the Novotel or the Bethlehem Hilton but I suspect they're fully booked too.
    - Ok, thanks for calling, Happy Hannukah.

    *puts phone down and continues playing Solitaire*
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