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Whats the biggest cock up you made?

What is the biggest cock up during sex(no pun). My girl friend has got the cutest button nose and she always plays a game of kitten and sniffs it timidly and rubs it with her nose. I came up her nostrils, she was pissed.
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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    im sorry but couldnt u have held it until she took her nose away? ive got heeby jeebies just thinkin of it

    the only thing that i have ever done wrong is say the wrong persons name which was bad enough for me!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Harry, you are a star!! - best laugh I've had in ages, have to think about my own f**k ups,

    take good care of yourself
    derby
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    My ex was really crap in bed [god i'm such a bitch!] and i used to get a little bored when we were having sex, so i used to put the tv on really quiet on in the background.

    Anywayz, my sister and her boyf must have been watching it without telling me earlier [they're a bit kinky y'see!] because i switched it on in the midst of 'passion' to hear some girl wailing "ooooh eric, you're the best" at the top of her voice!

    Needless to say it was a little embarrasing, firstly because he'd thought it was ME - "who the hell's eric?" and secondly - "why were you watching the tv anyway?"

    Ooopss!

    *|* Chica *|*


    Stay Calm <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/mad.gif"&gt;
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