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Whats the biggest cock up you made?
BillieTheBot
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What is the biggest cock up during sex(no pun). My girl friend has got the cutest button nose and she always plays a game of kitten and sniffs it timidly and rubs it with her nose. I came up her nostrils, she was pissed.
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the only thing that i have ever done wrong is say the wrong persons name which was bad enough for me!
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Anywayz, my sister and her boyf must have been watching it without telling me earlier [they're a bit kinky y'see!] because i switched it on in the midst of 'passion' to hear some girl wailing "ooooh eric, you're the best" at the top of her voice!
Needless to say it was a little embarrasing, firstly because he'd thought it was ME - "who the hell's eric?" and secondly - "why were you watching the tv anyway?"
Ooopss!
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