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Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
When/if i find the right girl (this is in dispute at the mo)will i ever recieve at least one Blowjob, i was curious, because i seem to get more turned on over blowjobs than sex, in the porno movies. I would realy like to know what one is like (if/ as soon as i meet the right girl).

Time if advancing slowly, feels like crap.

Love advancing slowly, feels like a eternity diviness.

Time advancing fast, feels great.

Love advancing fast feels like an eternity of nothingless.

Either way ur screwed.

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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    its not a case of if, it is a case of when. trust me, i've been there and done that, and i'm starting to realise it's not all bad news. everyone has properties that will attract potential partners.

    bjs...it's not abnormal to get more turned on by foreplay than by actual sex. what they feel like? who knows. warm, wet, pleasurable? with teeth? painful! <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/eek.gif"&gt; <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt;

    u just gotta wait.

    how old r u mate?

    Look into these tired eyes. See something you might recognise.
  • Girl-From-MarsGirl-From-Mars Mega Poster Posts: 2,822
    i dont see any reason why you wouldnt receive at least one blowjob once you find the right girl.

    as for what they feel like, well im a girl <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/tongue.gif"&gt; theres nothing wrong with being more turned on by the idea of foreplay than the idea of sex though.

    dont stress about it, just know its something you can look forward to when you find the right girl <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/smile.gif"&gt;

    "That which does not kill us makes us stronger."
    ~ Nietzsche
  • the_Paranoid_bunnythe_Paranoid_bunny Rampant Poster Posts: 487 Boards Initiate
    i prefer foreplay to sex, though never having had sex i can't really compare the two. I'm pretty happy with foreplay at the moment though. I'll probably have sex sometime soon, but i'm not going to rush into it. It's not like i'll die if i don't...

    Foreplay is great! it should be just called "play" though!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Turtle: "how old r u mate?"

    Hi m8, im 16 btw, if ya wanna know. I have another topic in the relationships section titled "im real scared now" or something, please read.

    THanx for all the advice.

    Time if advancing slowly, feels like crap.

    Love advancing slowly, feels like a eternity diviness.

    Time advancing fast, feels great.

    Love advancing fast feels like an eternity of nothingless.

    Either way ur screwed.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Johntrevy:
    When/if i find the right girl (this is in dispute at the mo)will i ever recieve at least one Blowjob, i was curious, because i seem to get more turned on over blowjobs than sex, in the porno movies. I would realy like to know what one is like (if/ as soon as i meet the right girl).


    how they feel?
    i quote
    "my first girlfriend has braces ya see and it was like gettin head from a guillotene"

  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by * Ireland *:
    how they feel?
    i quote
    "my first girlfriend has braces ya see and it was like gettin head from a guillotene"


    *LOL* ah mate, i really feel for ya!!

  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    OWWWWWWWWWWWWW
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by * Ireland *:
    how they feel?
    i quote
    "my first girlfriend has braces ya see and it was like gettin head from a guillotene"


    Just as wellyou don't have a Prince Albert *Ireland* .... kinda painful getting entangled in her brace !!!! <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/smile.gif"&gt;


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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Yeah, watch the teeth mate. Do what I did first time. Nip down to your local old peoples home with a fiver and I'm sure you'll find one or two willing participants who'll want to supplement the old pension AND are happy to take the teeth out first.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Its ok im leaving the boards now, cause i have found the answer to my problems.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Powerslave:
    Just as wellyou don't have a Prince Albert *Ireland* .... kinda painful getting entangled in her brace !!!! <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/smile.gif"&gt;




    hey at least its not as bad as thr testicular torsion thing on the health page...
    jeesus even reading that made me feel sore, and very paranoid cos i do actually wake up with a dull ache down there sometimes
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by * Ireland *:
    how they feel?
    i quote
    "my first girlfriend has braces ya see and it was like gettin head from a guillotene"



    that comment made me laugh!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru

    >that comment made me laugh

    i feel for him, if she's using her teeth and her braces as well she must be biting pretty hard <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/wink.gif"&gt;

    call me satan <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/smilie/angryfire.gif"&gt;
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    WHY WAS SHE BITING!!??? Nibbling - yes, knawing maybe but BITING!!??! OUCH!!!

    Useful trick -> if your prospective beloved's eyes dilate when you first speak it means they fancy you. Eyes also dilate when u take cocaine, but at least ull know there interested or a crack head!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    im sure u'll get a blow job of a girl even if its not the rite girl!! theres no need to worry !
    i used to worry that id neva get a bf or have sex but here i am now an expert in the field of sex (maybe not an expert yet but im working up to it)
    and i have a wonderful bf who im now engaged to
    trust me things will work out 4 the best
  • the_Paranoid_bunnythe_Paranoid_bunny Rampant Poster Posts: 487 Boards Initiate
    Originally posted by * Ireland *:

    hey at least its not as bad as thr testicular torsion thing on the health page...
    jeesus even reading that made me feel sore, and very paranoid cos i do actually wake up with a dull ache down there sometimes

    phew! i thought it was just me! (recent thread in Health)
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