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Masturbation

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
How many times a day is the average? If someone masturbates more than 4 times a day, would there be any harmful effect to his health?

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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Yes, you would go blind <IMG SRC="tongue.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">

    only kidding, wank away! <IMG SRC="biggrin.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    You won’t go blind… duh! <IMG SRC="rolleyes.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">

    You will get hairy palms. <IMG SRC="wink.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    no but maybe to his social life!!!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    the circumference of your right arm would increase (assuming that you are right handed)
    <IMG SRC="wink.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    lol, the person in question must be one horny bugger!!!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    You'd probably have to do a lot of washing?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    does it apply for you then?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    does it apply for you then?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by wozaline:
    <STRONG>lol, the person in question must be one horny bugger!!!</STRONG>

    I was asking on behalf of someone else.. <IMG SRC="tongue.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">

    He also wanted to know what to do to make him not so horny all the time!!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    'Yeah, it isnt me, its my errr friend, yes thats it, my friend asked me to ask, cos he very shy, it aint me, honest guv'n'. To make 'him' feel less horny, tell him to think about you naked, that'll work.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    very funny <IMG SRC="mad.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Hey hey hey. Chill. No fighting on TheSite unless it involves me. <IMG SRC="tongue.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">

    Neo...hush, NiceK is actually quite a cool guy, leave him be.

    NiceK...don't react to that sort of stuff, it just makes you a target for people like me.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ahahah...ya ..u r right....after all masturbation is normal..for gals and guys...when they have reach the age of adolescence..so no worry...but plz...don't get use to it..as it may harm u in future when u wanna have sex with gals...becoz u are used to the hand already..ahahhaha!!! <IMG SRC="tongue.gif" border="0" ALT="icon"> <IMG SRC="tongue.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Wow. You've made three posts, and each one has just been annoying. Learn to write properly, and not like you're auditioning for the part of a psychopathic social outcast.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    *coughs quietly*
    I'd just like to draw attention to this post to illustrate the topic of my 'newbies' post <IMG SRC="biggrin.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">
    Of course, it's well deserved, but I'm just making a point
    *blows Turtle a kiss* <IMG SRC="wink.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    *growls softly*
    Yes, I'm fully aware of that thread, I felt like proving your point. <IMG SRC="tongue.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ya..right.aa if u are expert in those stuff ..turtle... <IMG SRC="rolleyes.gif" border="0" ALT="icon"> <IMG SRC="rolleyes.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    An expert in categorising the way people write? Well, I wouldn't say expert, but after a while here, you learn to tell who are the most likely to provide useful advice. Since most of your advice is barely intelligible, I don't think you fall into that category.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Well thankyou for your support then Turtle <IMG SRC="smile.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">
    Angel^Jessie
    Newbie

    ya..right.aa if u are expert in those stuff ..turtle...

    What? I'm confused again!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i know that!! and may i remind u that i just register here in this site or do i have to keep quiet and learn from u (the expert) before giving ideas to people .HEY! i just wanna give a funny hint or idea .this is not an issue between life or death...turtle..


    .......................................

    Well wat u got to say this time <IMG SRC="rolleyes.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Jessie - the regulars are just trying to help you out (but they sometimes have a funny way of doing it).

    You should read our guide for new users, here: http://www.thesite.org/cgi-noperl/ubb/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=27&t=000001

    Generally, it's not a good idea to use text speak, and the sex boards are for advice and not for making jokes.

    Hope you enjoy your time at TheSite.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Karla:
    <STRONG>Jessie - the regulars are just trying to help you out (but they sometimes have a funny way of doing it).
    </STRONG>

    Erm..yes, of course we are. Do. Be. Something. Maybe.

    *smiles sweetly at Koala*
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Hmm...things getting far too tense...

    So who reckons they hold the record for "number of times in a day"? <IMG SRC="smile.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">


    "Time sure flies when you're young and jerking off."
    Jim Carroll
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Dale (Paranoid_bunny) reckon's he's done 17 in a day. I remain dubious.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    *amazingly reading the development of the thread, learning more about the culture in TheSite* <IMG SRC="smile.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">

    17 times? I thought the amount of sperms in a body is limited? Just a thought, if someone is out of sperm and masturbate, would he shoot 'blank'?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Turtle:
    <STRONG>Wow. You've made three posts, and each one has just been annoying. Learn to write properly, and not like you're auditioning for the part of a psychopathic social outcast.</STRONG>


    lol, you said exactly what I was about to say before I scrolled a little further and realised you put it so beautifully!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    SURE...WATEVER...U GUYS WIN...u shouldn't have create this ..if u only want to critise the newbies around here..if that will make all of u happy..then i keep my damn mouth shut..and good-bye ...i prefer to be on the relationship issues than this sex issues..happy now?? <IMG SRC="redface.gif" border="0" ALT="icon"> <IMG SRC="redface.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    mmm...we'll see.
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