Condoms

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,328 The Mix Honorary Guru
how do i actualy put one on . There fucking awkward and i got loads i just want to test one out coz i got my girl sleeping over next week and i might loose my v . Someone help me :mad:

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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,328 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Buy a pack of any condoms and they come with a how to guide. To paraphrase it you hold the condom above your penis, squeezing the teat (end bit) to make sure you don't trap air. Then roll it down using your other hand ensuring its rolling on the outside not the inside. Roll it all the way to the base of your penis and your done.

    You can also get condoms from your local sexual health clinic for free.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,328 The Mix Honorary Guru
    cool . Do you have to be on full boner to wear them ?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,328 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Yes, you can only put a condom on if you have an erection.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,328 The Mix Honorary Guru
    There are usually instructions in/on the box.

    How big you are will affect how easy it is to follow the instructions
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,328 The Mix Honorary Guru
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,328 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Tom Da Don wrote:
    cool . Do you have to be on full boner to wear them ?
    Yes, and withdraw soon after ejaculation to make sure the condom doesn't slip off.

    Here's a helpful link from Google: Click

    It might be an idea to practise with a posh wank before the weekend. ;)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,328 The Mix Honorary Guru
    thank :)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,328 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Kentish wrote:
    It might be an idea to practise with a posh wank before the weekend. ;)
    lol. that phrase always makes me laugh. Why is it posher to have a wank with a condom than without?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,328 The Mix Honorary Guru
    lol. that phrase always makes me laugh. Why is it posher to have a wank with a condom than without?
    Cos posh people wouldn't want to deal with something so awfully yucky as semen :no:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,328 The Mix Honorary Guru
    My blokes brother keeps mooching through his drawers and nicking our condoms for posh wanks. I paid for those!! :mad:
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