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Raise your hand you filthy northerners

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    bongbudda wrote:
    I guess it might be considered ok for those wanting a life on the edge, but the risk is too great for me. If you're not very careful you'll start complaining about pricing, drinking bitter and thieving.


    Sorry i dont remember the article on 'every single thief in england being from the north' could you paste me a link?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    rockerchick wrote:
    Sorry i dont remember the article on 'every single thief in england being from the north' could you paste me a link?

    I cant be expected to do your research for you, I'm a busy man.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    pwnt
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    Dr PirateDr Pirate Posts: 8,303 Legendary Poster
    jake0 wrote:
    pwnt
    I concur.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    north south divide 8pm tonight bbc1
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Is it just me or are nearly all Southerners snobby as fook?!
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    Dr PirateDr Pirate Posts: 8,303 Legendary Poster
    Uprising wrote:
    Is it just me or are nearly all Southerners snobby as fook?!
    That's a damn lie.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I never tried to pass it off as fact, I was asking a question.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    is it true that southerners can't take jokes?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    kaffrin wrote:
    is it true that southerners can't take jokes?

    From personal experience I would say yes.

    You dudes are so bloody defensive.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    kaffrin wrote:
    is it true that southerners can't take jokes?

    they cant tell them either :P
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I travel on the northern line everyday, does that count? he, he. I enjoy being a soft southerner with the remnants of an Ilkley Moor 'Ba Tat accent (hey? I enjoy confusing people.) I have northern vowel sounds and a southern soul. It's great - best of both worlds and I even like Corrie over Eastenders. The streets look more familiar.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ilkley moor 'ba tat

    is that where the ducks play football?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Erh like On Ilkley Moor without a hat. The great rousing song. Get with the vernacular. As for ducks playng football...I dunno I thought that was your bag? Wasn;t it you who told me you support Manchester United?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    kaffrin wrote:
    is it true that southerners can't take jokes?


    i'm not just saying this because i'm a southerner its just i find its normally the exact opposite of what youve said ;]
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    newcastle my dear, newcastle
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    jake0 wrote:
    i'm not just saying this because i'm a southerner its just i find its normally the exact opposite of what youve said ;]

    you take anything though :naughty:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Here miss!!!!!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Oh well at least you've got Owen coming to save you...better yet you can hire Jossie's Giants (ask your gran about that TV programme) reckon your way too young to remember that chestnut or when PJ and Duncan joined a commune and were tripping on acid, pet.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    all this abuse because i posted a picture of what i thought was a nice female bum, for you to enjoy

    i know where you work, im going to soak tissues in tears and send them in the post to you, then you will know how sad you have made me :(
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Aah, so you are a soft southerner then at heart, even if not in geography. Sorry I hurt your feelings...I'll butt out now.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    mazza wrote:
    Aah, so you are a soft southerner then at heart, even if not in geography. Sorry I hurt your feelings...I'll butt out now.

    its ok, i will get jim to make you do some work :P
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :mad: bhhh
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    at least i have nothing better to be doing, maybe im not a real northerner, it gets worse, my mum is from north wales, now thats taking the biscuit
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    mazza wrote:
    you can hire Jossie's Giants (ask your gran about that TV programme) reckon your way too young to remember that chestnut

    I used to watch that, I can even remember the words to the theme tune and everything.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Kermit wrote:
    The line of the middle of Britain is basically what was Hadrian's Wall. haltwhistle prides itself on being the "centre of Britain".



    Geography, obviously. Otherwise "the north" would start at camden tube.

    Middle of Britain isn't same as middle of England though.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    mazza wrote:
    Ilkley Moor 'Ba Tat

    Oh yes.

    Bar t'at :yum:
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