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Pregnancy

I had unprotected sex with a ghost last night,

im scared i might have caused a phantom pregnancy
Beep boop. I'm a bot.

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    G, mate, your jokes get worse and worse :razz:.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I donno whether to laugh or cry at how bad that was lol
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    JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
    Cry with pity for this moron.

    :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Go to the GUM clinic quicksmart
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    oh noes, what were you thinking?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    JsT wrote:
    Cry with pity for this moron.

    :p

    And cry with this moron for pity
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