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Spankety Spank Wankety Wank

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
in Sex & Relationships
ack.. i always have trouble cuming when i masturbate, im 15, hairy as a bugger and mah voice has broken a long time ago so its nofin like that... i just needa know how to do it better, any tips?

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Relax, if ur worried about coming u wont-whetehr ur jerkin off or having sex.
    It matters not who won or lost, but how you place the blame.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    To be sung to the tune of Blankety Blank:

    Spankety spank! Wankety wank!

    Erm, that's it. <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/redface.gif"&gt;

    So sorry for having no advice, but you deserve a standing ovation for that topic title. Everyone stand up!

    [This message has been edited by psychedelic (edited 30-07-2001).]
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    lol hear hear..... <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt;
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by psychedelic:
    So sorry for having no advice, but you deserve a standing ovation for that topic title. Everyone stand up!

    Just as well the poor bloke doesn't have an erection problem <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/tongue.gif"&gt; lol


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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I've got to agree with the Kermster(he's the only one that's actually given any advice anyway)

    I wanked for ages before I actually came, other have also said this in another topic but I don't know where it is.

    At 15 it's not unheard of to not have 'cum' yet and if you're worried about it then you're body will just switch off and not even try to cum, no matter how hard you try.

    As for tips on how to do it better, have you tried wearing a condom for a 'posh wank'? Then there's no worries about where you're gonna shoot. Or maybe lubrication would be the answer?

    I can't really offer 'tips' cos I don't know what you've tried.(please don't post a list of how you've wanked)

    Anyway, it'll happen soon enough so don't worry about it.
    Now i'm the imposter & the real one's gone forever
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    One more thing, if you're having wet dreams (the Eww sticky... topic), I see no reason for you not to be able to cum when you wank.
    Now i'm the imposter & the real one's gone forever
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Don't you find it more plasurable when it takes longer to come?

    I'm usually quick to come making it less pleasurable... <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/frown.gif">...For me, the longer I take to come, the longer orgasms <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/wink.gif"&gt;

    Heh heh try this site dude... http://jackinworld.com i think thats the url...
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