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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Skive wrote:
    What does someone who smokes look like? :confused:

    Kind of yellow and prematurely aged? :chin:
  • SkiveSkive No discipline. No morality. No respect. New ForestPosts: 15,098 I eat threads for breakfast
    BumbleBee wrote:
    Kind of yellow and prematurely aged? :chin:

    Rubbish.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Omg shyboy thats grosse! :/
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    That guy is crazy..kinda funny that his efforts don't even go in the guiness world records book though..
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Skive wrote:
    Rubbish.
    Well they look that too.

    Smokers stink and yellow teeth is not a nice look.

    But to answer the question: I probably would do so for people I know, but I really couldn't be arsed going out of my way for a load of spotty teenage oiks.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Nope. I wouldn't buy it for them. Not fags or booze. Porn mags - maybe. :D
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Yea i would, have before, we all know what it used to be like looking for someone to go into the off licence.

    That man smoking all those cigarettes..he musta got some nictoine rush. Fucking hell.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Nope i wouldnt buy underage people anything.. becasue all the kids that live near me are cheeky fuckers. plus its wrong.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    no, i have baught cigs once for some kids that lived near me but i knew them and they wernt very underage
  • Dr PirateDr Pirate Trust me, I'm a doctor Posts: 8,303
    A rather small chav asked me a few months ago to buy him ciggaretes whilst I was in town, I walked into the shop, bought the cigarettes with his money and walked right past him :)

    The end.
  • SkiveSkive No discipline. No morality. No respect. New ForestPosts: 15,098 I eat threads for breakfast
    Kermit wrote:
    Well they look that too.

    Smokers stink and yellow teeth is not a nice look.

    Some may do but it's fucking big generalisation to say they all do.

    My teeth or fingers are far from yellow and I definately don't stink.
  • SkiveSkive No discipline. No morality. No respect. New ForestPosts: 15,098 I eat threads for breakfast
    Dr Pirate wrote:
    A rather small chav asked me a few months ago to buy him ciggaretes whilst I was in town, I walked into the shop, bought the cigarettes with his money and walked right past him :)

    The end.

    You some sort of cunt then?
  • Dr PirateDr Pirate Trust me, I'm a doctor Posts: 8,303
    Skive wrote:
    You some sort of cunt then?
    to mini chavs, yer.
  • SkiveSkive No discipline. No morality. No respect. New ForestPosts: 15,098 I eat threads for breakfast
    Dr Pirate wrote:
    to mini chavs, yer.

    Stealing off kids - whatever stupid sterotype they belong to - is fucking cuntish.
  • littlemissylittlemissy knit chick Posts: 9,972
    Skive wrote:
    Some may do but it's fucking big generalisation to say they all do.

    My teeth or fingers are far from yellow and I definately don't stink.

    Fair enough you may not have yellow fingers or teeth but by definition you will certainly smell.

    All smokers smell of cigarette smoke. And it isn't a nice smell. It actually makes me feel physically sick.
  • SkiveSkive No discipline. No morality. No respect. New ForestPosts: 15,098 I eat threads for breakfast
    Fair enough you may not have yellow fingers or teeth but by definition you will certainly smell.

    You can combat the smell of smoke easilly with gum or a adequate amount of after shave.

    My missus who doesn't smoke is always commenting on how nice I smell. Is she lying?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Maybe she is as used to it as you are.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Fiend_85 wrote:
    Maybe she is as used to it as you are.

    She definately wouldn't be used to it if she doesn't smoke herself. When I lived at home all the time I could always smell the smoke off my dad.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I'd say no, it's bad for you! and then i'd probably say something like 'get back to school'.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    She definately wouldn't be used to it if she doesn't smoke herself. When I lived at home all the time I could always smell the smoke off my dad.
    :yes: I smoke, but not in the house (I'd be dead if I did). My stepdad smokes, and has done since we've lived here, and my older sister and her bloke smoke in their house, and whenever I go into our conservatory/my sister's house, I can smell it. And that's been like...5 years.

    By the way, I know I don't have yellow teeth or fingers, but I also know that I stink when I smoke. And no amount of body spray has ever got rid of it tbh.

    To answer the original question: no I wouldn't, because I know that age restriction is there for a reason. I may give them one of mine if they asked nicely, but I'd never go and buy them for them (double standards maybe, but hey).
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I'd say no. By working in a bar i have alot of underage people trying to purchase drinks. You can spot them a mile off
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I'd say yes.

    I remember being that age.
  • littlemissylittlemissy knit chick Posts: 9,972
    Skive wrote:
    You can combat the smell of smoke easilly with gum or a adequate amount of after shave.

    My missus who doesn't smoke is always commenting on how nice I smell. Is she lying?

    Well, I personally think it is the most un-sexy smell and the most revolting thing a person can smell of. Simple as. I would not date someone who smoked as I think the smell is disgusting and makes me feel very nauseous.

    I think the smell of smoke is a personal thing. If you are around it quite a lot then I feel you would develop some sort of immunity towards it - it wouldn't be as strong. But for me it is just gross. Maybe your missus can smell you underneath the smoke? Who knows.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    the smell makes me feel very nauseous.
    Smokers are nauseous; the smell of smoke makes you feel nauseated.

    A minor but common grammatical error ;)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    To the people who replied with the 'I remember being that age' responses, did you discover alcohol at home or outside the off licence?
  • littlemissylittlemissy knit chick Posts: 9,972
    Kentish wrote:
    Smokers are nauseous; the smell of smoke makes you feel nauseated.

    A minor but common grammatical error ;)

    :p

    The smell of smoke makes me feel nauseated .

    Mr Pedant - you knew what I meant :razz:

    I can put it another way ... the smell of smoke makes me feel :yuck:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Mr Pendant
    :wave:

    Smoking makes me feel :yuck: too.
  • littlemissylittlemissy knit chick Posts: 9,972
    Kentish wrote:
    :wave:

    Smoking makes me feel :yuck: too.

    Did you notice I called you a piece of jewellery?!? :p
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I think the smell of smoke is a personal thing. If you are around it quite a lot then I feel you would develop some sort of immunity towards it - it wouldn't be as strong.

    yeah, you do. i never notice how badly our kitchen stinks until we've been away somewhere where no one smokes, and then when we come back, it's horrid.
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