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do you want to make money?

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
i have a cracking idea ...all the big banks are interested and even the prime minister and his legal eagles are keeping an eye on the launch of my next venture.
anyone interested in investing in this venture will be informed shortly as per payment methods and the return expected per quid invested.

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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Always Mr. Roll.

    Want to save a few bob on taxes while you are at it?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    MR, I trust you as far as I could throw you (which naturally isn't very far, as you're on the other side of a series of wires and connections and stuff) but hey, what the hell. What's this 'venture' all about then?!? Dare I ask?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Loopi wrote:
    What's this 'venture' all about then?!? Dare I ask?
    well i have done a lot of research into this.
    by way of testing the water with a thread about how proud i feel just now.
    the public reaction was overwhemingly in my favour as i expected.
    fox hunting actualy generated a multi million pound countryside industry ...illegal now alas.
    but then i saw the opportunity of a life time.
    you guessed it ...slug hunting is going to become the next big thing ...bigger than ipods ...do you want in?
    the word slug is now copyright to me.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Erm .... well ... but they're soooo cute. Why the hell not hunt those <word that I can't say cos I don't want to have to pay you>?

    Do I get to put on a fancy jacket and ponce around on the back on a hobby horse whilst I'm doing it?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    can't we just rob a van full of money?.....i've seen it on the telly,its easy money!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Well ive patented Salt so :p
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    How about Tony Blair hunting instead;)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Crispy wrote:
    How about Tony Blair hunting instead;)
    Could catch on :yes:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    could be fun, but kinda short lived realy :(
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I'm up for anything that pays at the minute.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Kazbo wrote:
    I'm up for anything that pays at the minute.

    Same here. Looks like the next few days will decide if I stay up in Manchester or not :(
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Awww nooo ya gotta stay in Manc. :crying:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Kazbo wrote:
    Awww nooo ya gotta stay in Manc. :crying:

    Hopefully. Come Tuesday i might have no job again though...:(
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    DEANO MAC wrote:
    can't we just rob a van full of money?.....i've seen it on the telly,its easy money!
    Do a lot of people in your area leave vans full of money lying around?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Silverberg wrote:
    Do a lot of people in your area leave vans full of money lying around?
    securicor vans,ok you may need some assistance and a bit of fire power,but its a thought init?...what do you think rolly? :D
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :lol::lol:
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