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lollipops and cucumbers

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
in Sex & Relationships
my girl is very keen on me to insert an ice lolly or a cucumber into her vagina as an alternative to my fingers. Anyone else done this?, is it safe?/ how much of the cucumber should I insert? will she still enjoy my penis?

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    http://www.thesite.org/ubb/Forum27/HTML/000001.html

    It helps you to not look like a pervert.
    It matters not who won or lost, but how you place the blame.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i think there's a difference between being a pervert and wanting to try and expand sexual experience

    she'd still enjoy your penis...

    wouldn't go for the lollipop as the stickiness could cause some serious internal damage

    cucumber should be washed, want to make sure it's not sharp...let her be ur guide as to how much u put in and how fast u go etc

    and if ppl keep whinging and posting that damn "good manners" bollox, thesite will go nowhere faster than it already is
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Believe me, once you've had cucumber you'll never look back!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i dont see how it would cause her to get any less of a trill from your penis.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by JohnSmith:
    i dont see how it would cause her to get any less of a trill from your penis.
    trill again????? lol

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I don't like the idea of inserting an ice lolly inside me, it'd be horrible and cold and my nickers would smell like tutti frutti for the next six months...ew
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Hmm...r u sure u really want 2 put a cucumber or lollipop in ur pussy? I mean it can b pretty unhygenic. How about using a Dildo? You can get 1s dat vibrate and if he inserts it, it can b pleasurable 4 the both of u. It wont change anything between the two of unless ur uncomfortable wiv it.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I've never done anything like that myself but my friend said her and her boyf used a banana and that was good fun!!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Apparently, Marrows are supposed to be nice.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Marrows! Fuck me, would one fit?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Captain Kirk:
    Marrows! Fuck me, would one fit?

    i know it sounds nearly as bad as a watermelon!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Ok, i've had various things inside me... the top of a wine bottle (that can hurt, it's too hard, but the coldness of the glass is quite good fun), um... a homemade vibrator out of one of those portable fans... a vibrator (soooooooo much fun!), a hairbrush handle... things like that. The onlything that i can say is, start small, and use something fairly flexible cos if it's hard, it can really hurt.
    due to insufficient funding, the light at the end of the tunnel has been switched off.
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