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OH MY GOD?

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
in Sex & Relationships
Has anyone got any embarrassing/funny sex stories they have always wanted to tell someone but haven't.

Heres one of mine, I went back to one of my boyfriends flats in the bedroom he had a wooden floor, e chatted for a while and then both drunk we went to bed and ended up in a very passionate horny state together, we couldnt get enough of each other we ended up with him making love to me up against the wall stood up unfortunatel ythe bed was on wheels and as he was pushing against me to keep me up the bed flew across the room leaving us two to fall over the headboard and onto the floor.
OOUUCCCHH.

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    try it outdoors in winter.it's hell.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I have done my bum was cold on the floor I dont see why he wouldnt go underneath.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Not me but a friend had a cracker.

    Him and his lovely were at it in the reverse bishop position; she squatting on top facing away, him lying on his back. She performed a post orgasm forward flop, and caught her front two teeth on the steel bedframe.

    Snapped them both off at the root. Ouch!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Has any one had sex on a beach, i'm thinking of trying it! The only problem is i'll have to find a beach with sand as the beach here has just got stones!
    BaRt
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by BaRt:
    Has any one had sex on a beach, i'm thinking of trying it! The only problem is i'll have to find a beach with sand as the beach here has just got stones!


    Just don't have sex on Blackpool beach!!! You don't want turds floating past you while having sex
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Blackpool's sea water is like filtered/cleansed/treated water compared to the beach near me (Cleethorpes). The turds floating in the Humber glow green!!!

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by BaRt:
    Has any one had sex on a beach, i'm thinking of trying it! The only problem is i'll have to find a beach with sand as the beach here has just got stones!


    Stones are probably *much* better than sand
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Carriage Return:
    Stones are probably *much* better than sand

    Yeah, I haven't tried it myself but I live near the sea and I know quite a few people who've tried it on the beach and have said it's horrible because the sand really does get everywhere <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/wink.gif"&gt;

    If you've got much imagination, that should put you off...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    When me and my ex girlfriend was in a pub we were both feeling horny so we went to ring her mum in the phonebox, well to cut a long story short she rang her mum to say she would be late home, but we culd'nt resist and made love there and then but my girlfriend did'nt put the phone down properly so her mother heard us until the money ran out.... OOPS we did'nt stay together for long after that..

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    That must have been well embarrassing.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i had sex on a beach in ibiza at about 3 in the morning. there was a lovely warm breeze and the sea was just lapping at my toes. it was amazing! everyone should try it!
    i'm not denying that women are stupid; God made them to match the men.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Yes is was, especially as her mum thought she was still a Virgin...

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by BaRt:
    Has any one had sex on a beach, i'm thinking of trying it! The only problem is i'll have to find a beach with sand as the beach here has just got stones!


    I have and its great,try it.

    Beaches on the East Coast are best they are lovley and sandy.Go on give it a go.

    P.S Be careful coz the sand gets in everywhere!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by BaRt:
    Has any one had sex on a beach

    Yes it is a lovely cocktail. Sorry these are the American measures:

    1 oz. Vodka
    1 oz. Peach Schnapps
    3 oz. Cranberry Juice
    3 oz. Orange or Pineapple Juice

    Add several ice cubes to a highball glass. Pour in all ingredients and stir.



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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    It would be you whod come up with something like that
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