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who's your bitch ladies?

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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Nah, tis Jamie's job to do that :p
    As I said, poor baby. :p
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    J wrote:
    At my leaving party before joining the Royal Navy I was handcuffed and made to crawl around the entire pub floor on all fours whilst being whipped by the filthiest stripper you'd ever have the misfortune to meet. She then made me remove the garter from her leg and rescue the key to the handcuffs from a load of whipped cream between her huge face slapping mammaries - I dived straight in of course only to discover it wasn't an eyeful of whipped cream I was getting but cornea disolving shaving foam. :yeees:
    It's a quiet old life, isn't it?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    kaffrin wrote:
    you have a baby? :eek:


    ;)

    Yes. Yes I do :p
    stargalaxy wrote:
    As I said, poor baby.:p

    Bastard :impissed:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Bastard :impissed:
    I meant in the sense that James may not appreciate being called a baby. Or does he?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    stargalaxy wrote:
    I meant in the sense that James may not appreciate being called a baby. Or does he?

    I dunno, ask him :p

    ETA: I'm sure he'd much rather be called my baby than my bitch :p
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I dunno, ask him. ETA: I'm sure he'd much rather be called my baby than my bitch
    He's the baby? :lol:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I don't want a bitch, weak men bore me...but Ninj can be my play thing.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    stargalaxy wrote:
    He's the baby? :lol:

    You're so funny I'm wetting myself :yeees:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I have several thesite bitches, including Mr JsT, Mr Bad Seed, and Mr Kermit.


    eeehhhh and I thought you were one of the quiet ones....spose its right though, quiet one are always the worst
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    BeckyBoo wrote:
    ...quiet ones are always the worst
    :yes:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Loggeh is my Bitch!!!

    whoopah!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    So true ;(
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    im property of aimz
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    loggeh wrote:
    So true ;(
    Omg, you joined to say that...<3333
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    MrG wrote:
    im property of aimz
    You lucky git. :(
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    MrG wrote:
    im property of aimz
    He he you SO are!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    eefs wrote:
    Loggeh is my Bitch!!!

    whoopah!


    NUH UH! he's MY bitch...

    as are you!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Gavman is my bitch, he just doesnt know it yet.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Reese_86 wrote:
    NUH UH! he's MY bitch...

    as are you!
    Everyone is your bitch.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    loggeh wrote:
    So true ;(

    I'm so distressed I thought you belonged to me and apron woman - Eefs we expect our royalties you know
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :yeees:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    So many bitches....
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    stargalaxy wrote:
    So many bitches....
    So little time...
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Fiend_85 wrote:
    Everyone is your bitch.

    <3

    except you baby!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Wyetry wrote:
    I'm so distressed I thought you belonged to me and apron woman - Eefs we expect our royalties you know
    Can we share him? Sooo cute ;(
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    eefs wrote:
    Can we share him? Sooo cute ;(

    how many times do i tell you... he's MINE...

    kiezo can be your bitch... but don't touch loggeh..

    or capacity either.. :p

    ETA: hands off Rossco too!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Reese_86 wrote:
    how many times do i tell you... he's MINE...

    kiezo can be your bitch... but don't touch loggeh..

    or capacity either.. :p
    Yey :| Like he'd do anything he was told.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    eefs wrote:
    Can we share him? Sooo cute ;(


    Yarrr but we noticed the pimping potential first so we need to make our cut - other wise he goes to the highest bidder - Ohhhh I love him soooooo - aside from his money making potential
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Reese_86 wrote:
    how many times do i tell you... he's MINE...

    kiezo can be your bitch... but don't touch loggeh..

    or capacity either.. :p


    Nooooooo Loggeh is mine - he really is..........
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    eefs wrote:
    Yey :| Like he'd do anything he was told.


    just whip him a little.. he likes that
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