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Woe is me
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I was out the over night, and this girl from Saudi Arabia hit on me. I don't like darkies, but she was really persistent, and so after a few hours i told her i was gay, and then the guy next to me heard and started kissing me, and i really really enjoyed it. Does this mean i'm gay, I'm so so confused, please help.
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it means shut the fuck up and the sooner you get outta here the better you racist twat, get out the fuck.
fuckin wank face you are.
Hope that helps
yes, this means that you are 62.8% gay.
But I shouldn't worry about it, you're 100% wanker.
To be honest, my calculations indicated slightly higher findings - about 64.74232 What formulae did you use?
There is a slight vagueness in my calculation because he said "after a few hours". I had to guess what figure "few" represented to put into my gayness equation.
Ahh, i had the same problem. I made a calculated guess that, as the series goes, "an" being singular, "couple" implying two, and "few" coming after that, that he meant 3-4 hours. Using this, i averaged it out at around 3 hours, 27 minutes and fifteen seconds. I used this in my formulae to work it out.
He needs to give us more information so we can come up with a definate gayness percentage though. Sadly, he's been banned, but hopefully he'll re-register with a new username.
I expect he will. I for one will be looking out for him, and more of his insightful posts.
Agreed. I feel he has a valid succession of contributions to these discussion boards, and since his banning, he has been sorely missed.