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Actimel flavoured cum.

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
Yo, funny thing here, i once got a blow job off my mates sister, and afterwards (she swallowed) she goes " do u drink actimel " , i was like yeah y ? she goes cos ur spunk tasted like it !!! i was in hysterics.

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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I think you may have stumbled upon their secret ingredient. I've always said that drinking actimel is as enjoyable as blowing a sailor but I had no idea that's how it was made! That's where all the friendly bacteria comes from!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    <--- feels ill

    been buying it on buy one get one free at tesco
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    hahaha thats hillarious!

    Have never noticed the taste? I quite like cum but actimel...not really my thing quite YUK lol
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    and what did your mate say about this??
  • littlemissylittlemissy Posts: 9,972 Supreme Poster
    You seem to be a bit obsessed by cum at the moment.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Try eating Jaffa Cakes for a while as well then get your missus to get busy down stairs.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    And all you ever talk about is ... cum ... why exactly?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    That's quite a worrying thought....My friend once told me NEVER to swallow after someone had been drinking Jack Daniels :yuck:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Why? Whats the difference. Cant be any worse than swollowing when the guy in question has eaten curry 8 nights in a row.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    never tried Actimel :)

    Tell you what smells like cum, its my 'glass cupboard' i think my mum uses some cheap dishwasher tablet. when i open the cupboard it reaks!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    My friend ate some under-ripe brie yesterday and told me that tastes like it, too... Can't say I'm an expert myself...
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    That's interesting. Banana's meant to flavour it nicely, too. If you like banana, that is.

    Speaking of which, off-topic, I'm currently drying a banana skin for smoking purposes. Anybody know - am I wasting my time?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    That's interesting. Banana's meant to flavour it nicely, too. If you like banana, that is.

    Speaking of which, off-topic, I'm currently drying a banana skin for smoking purposes. Anybody know - am I wasting my time?


    If I remember correctly...

    It is possible to get a 'high' from bananas (wonder if that's where the phrase 'Go bananas' comes from? :-) )

    Anyway, to have any real effect you need more than just one... though I forget now...
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    dont smoke banana skin!
    u will feel sooooooooooooooo bad after the inital high, u will not like the down lol
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    lexijb wrote:
    dont smoke banana skin!
    u will feel sooooooooooooooo bad after the inital high, u will not like the down lol
    thanks4info.gif
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