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have you ever stolen a traffic cone? I've never felt particularly inclined to, but recently I've been tripping all over the little fuckers everywhere in my halls!
So what the hell's the attraction? The only good use I've seen for them has been to hold your door open.
So what the hell's the attraction? The only good use I've seen for them has been to hold your door open.
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they plonked a few hundred outside my house one day when doing roadworks on a major road
plenty of road signs too
once in a drive by involving leaning out of a mini :yes:
... good times :thumb:
Result.
Someone in my college at Uni broke an unbreakable knife stealing the unstealable sign, for the record.
Then again, it's not just limited to students, when I was in year 10 me and my mates nicked about 15 roadwork signs. I think I'll always be immature....
Erm, thou shalt not steal?
I used to fight with trafic cones, and those plastic plank things they use to sheild off areas when drunk. Though it was something I grew out of aged 17.
I know, that's why i'm going to nick one.
Makes sense to me.
I knew it would.
Does this re-wording thing work with the other commandments too, in that you can covet your neighbors car, just not ass.
my favourites are the 'this car park is monitored by CCTV' sign and the temporary bus stop.
I'm shocked that you'd accuse me of rewording one of the ten commandments. Nick is a totally different meaning.
Oh, you mean 'nick' yes, that is completley different from stealing isnt it.
Its made a delightful addition to the household often being involved in sexual references or being used as a megaphone
cone
that's also great fun, if you rugby tackle those white square things at junctions, they bend and then pop back up again afterwards :yes:
I hope that sock is clean!
i cant guatantee that it is
Oh, to be 17 again:(
Only last week there was one outside my house, I'd had a few, and thought one of my housemates would like a 'welcome back' present.
It now resides in the backyard.
PS Large, good-quality traffic cones make excellent punchbags I've found!
poor traffic cone.
apart from my room being a tip and being lazy when i can, i don't think i've really done much....
i am boring