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Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
Hiya all.

Ive been reading most of the notice boards in and around the site, and I can see that a couple of times you guys have gotten a bit pissed at what you think are jokey, wind up comments. Im not saying they are right or wrong or wateva.

I do however need advice. And i know that there has been a topic like this but I need to clarify my situation.

I have an slightly bigger than avergage penis, but when its erect it curves to the left. (this is not dues to masturbation) It ends up about an inch maybe slightly less off of centre at the tip.

Has anybody had experience with n e thing like this. Girls does it make you laugh and not want to 'play' with it?

Thanks

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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru

    Hello dude, welcome to the board.....

    The thing to remember here is that NO-ONE is precisely symmetrical, we all differ on our left and right sides, fact of life, can't be helped etc, etc....

    So you shouldn't be surprised if ya body doesn't all match up. As it happens mine isn't 100% straight either and does point to the left slightly as well, hence why tailors ask if Sir dresses to the left or the right when fitting for trousers.

    But do you mean the whole thing is straight but points off-centre, or is the whole thing curved like a banana to the left?? Either way it's no biggie (couldn't resist), everyone's is different and no-one but the silliest of giggling blondes is gonna point and laugh. Overall, as long as it works and your not in any pain, don't worry about it.

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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Thanx m8.

    yeah i mean like a bannana style sorta thing when i mean from centre im talking about if it was perfectly straight then at the moment its bout 1 inch to the left you get wat i mean?

    Cheers. nebody else have a view?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru

    I see what you mean, but to be honest, I don't think it's that weird or freaky. Anyway, have you noticed how most ladies have one breast bigger than the other??
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Yea I have! One of my ex's breasts (who was a bit flat chested anyway) was almost a different shape an all! more pointy!?!?! weird innit! oh yea, i dress to the left <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/wink.gif"&gt;
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Cheers guys for all your help, good to know - yeah one of my ex's her rite nipple like wat way bigger than her other one.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I shagged a bloke who's willy was kind of like yours!! it didn't make any difference, in face the sex was goooooooooood!!

  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    hee hee...

    "my penis is..."

    "circumsised"

    it's not really, but that was the thread thing i was talking about...ho hum
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