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Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
in Drink & Drugs
i've finaly learned how to fall and slide gracefully out of this chair when under it's warm and illusory ...deceptively safe hands.
it's taken me years to get this far.
and look at the typing!

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Well done but there are times whenever your that fucked you actually CANNOT type properly..your hands all over the place and you do misplace some letters and stuff. It happens.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Yep, one night when I was pissed here in work I had to answer the phone for my mate, it was hyserical
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i've woke with a bleary head but not realy a hangover.
    i now can't stop sneezing and feel rough ...shitty cold.
    so what does my beloved do if i get the sniffles ...starts filling me up with whiskey and honey and lemon and hot water!
    what a life aye ...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Haha sounds good rolly!

    Is she Welsh?

    I'm feeling a bit sniffly, maybe I should phone the missus now to sort me out some beer. ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by CheeseOnToast
    Is she Welsh?

    so thats what it's all about!
    don't ya juss love these mountain people.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    lol

    I don't get ya?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by CheeseOnToast
    lol

    I don't get ya?
    me niether! most of the time.
    i'm trying to make a sunday roast here ...be ready around seven ...she keeps filling me up with hot todds.
    i'm floating.
    the scenery is wonderful.
    the lamb has stopped screaming and is now crackling and spitting.
    alcohol aye ...but even in these welsh mountains ...irish whiskey rules.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Ha ha ha, class mate.

    Hopefully my old man or missus will knock me up a top notch meal when I get in :thumb:

    But no roast for me cos I'm a veggie :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by CheeseOnToast
    But no roast for me cos I'm a veggie :p
    nowt wrong with roast spuds and parsnips lad. but done in beef dripping.
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